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Related: About this forumDonald Trump Admits "Renaming New Mexico" Will Be His First Act As President
The Republican frontrunner Donald Trump, has confessed to a room full of university students in Georgia, that his very first act as President will be renaming New Mexico. The revelation came during a Q&A at Valdosta State University, where Trump was campaigning.
Eyewitnesses say that around the midpoint of the forum, a first year psychology student began a question directed at Trump, by identifying herself as New Mexican. The U.S. presidential candidate immediately rolled his eyes and interrupted the young woman. Oh were definitely changing that, he said. No please, continue. But when I get in there, New Mexico is gone.
When asked to elaborate by the moderator, Trump opened up, revealing what his first act as President of the United States will be. I mean come on, New Mexico? Are they really serious? My first day in office, Im changing that name so fast, itll blow their sombreros straight off.
The 19 year old student looked stunned, and asked why Trump would want to rename her home state. Listen sweetie, Im here to make America great again, not Mexico. Alright? the billionaire responded sarcastically. Theyve got a real problem in that state with illegals, drugs and crime, and dont even get me started on the rapists.
http://failmuch.com/donald-trump-admits-renaming-new-mexico-will-be-his-first-act-as-president/
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)PatrickforO
(15,121 posts)Except that the American people had better not be stupid enough to put someone like this in power.
Please. Don't.
ToxMarz
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Very funny, but I just knew it had to be a joke.
InAbLuEsTaTe
(24,637 posts)Bernie & Elizabeth 2016!!!
Jeffersons Ghost
(15,235 posts)When Trump got to Albuquerque, New Mexico, he caused over $50.000, in damages to private and public property. Taxpayers of the city will be forced to pay the tab. The Albuquerque Journal said that typical protestors did not cause the problems. The news article claims a "small but organized group of troublemakers" was responsible for the violence and damage. I believe that Trump hired these troublemakers. He already renamed the Republican Governor of New Mexico and local Latinos, with his typical racist rhetoric.
Dr. Xavier
(278 posts)Now that Former Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has endorsed him, maybe he'll simply call it Arizona's Messican Cousin land.