Dan Patrick - "God Wrote The Constitution."

[Shell_Seas]

Minutes after neo-Nazi autocrat Viktor Orban leaves the CPAC stage, Dan Patrick appears and gives a batshit crazy speech.

https://livingbluetx.com/2022/08/dan-patrick-god-constitution/

[Lovie777]

1. He must have gotten a big fat "F" in United States' history ......

[Shell_Seas]

2. Is there such a thing as "collective psychosis?" Because I think that's what's going on with the GOP

[txwhitedove]

12. Indeed, WTF, lost their tiny minds, all of that.

[Bayard]

3. I think the guys that actually wrote that document

Would have a problem with that statement.

[IcyPeas]

4. AND... he wrote it in Microsoft Word. Fact!!!

[leftieNanner]

6. Pshhh. Don't be ridiculous

They were using Word Perfect back then.

Geez.

[musette_sf]

10. Wordstar. Or a DisplayWriter or Wang.

[rurallib]

11. God wrote the constitution using His Wang?

gotta say, never heard that in any history class.

[ggma]

13. Ha!

THAT was a good one!

[Paladin]

5. Not much newsworthy about that, I'm afraid.

Now. If Dan Patrick made a speech and it wasn't batshit crazy, that would be front page, top-of-the-hour stuff.

[Shell_Seas]

7. LOL

[Sneederbunk]

8. Although Jesus wrote the Bill of Rights during his free time.

Used an old Aramaic Underwood.

[wcmagumba]

9. The Trilateral Commission in the sky flew into the Philadelphia AP after we took it back from GB...

https://time.com/5620936/donald-trump-revolutionary-war-airports/

[70sEraVet]

14. Does that mean that the 2nd Amendment was written by Satan?