'Does she have crab in her bra?' Washington Fish and Wildlife officer uncovers 21 hidden Dungeness crabs at Tokeland

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https://mynorthwest.com/kiro-opinion/wdfw-dungeness-crabs-tokeland/4252669

‘Does she have crab in her bra?’ Washington Fish and Wildlife officer uncovers 21 hidden Dungeness crabs at Tokeland

Jun 30, 2026, 6:51 AM | Updated: 6:55 am

BY CHARLIE HARGER
Host, Seattle's Morning News

A Washington Fish and Wildlife (WDFW) officer who asked four crab harvesters six times whether they had any more Dungeness crabs got the same answer every time. No.

He found 21 crabs hidden on their bodies.

In a Facebook post, the WDFW said Officer Garrison was watching shellfish harvesters on the Tokeland tidelands in Pacific County on the morning of June 16 when he noticed something off. A man placed a live crab into the hood of a jacket a woman was wearing, then carefully adjusted her large sunhat to hide it.

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3. Crab-poachers Are Very Special People, Self-ordained with Rights the Rest of the Citizenry Lack