Dropped $70 + tip on Dunc the golden retriever to get groomed

[Duncanpup]

Was walking in park after I picked him up from the torture of groomers. And shithead walking wanted to roll in the dirt then Goose shit then rabbit shit glad I had him on the harness leash.

You know father the fellas won’t know me at pup camp Tuesday cuz I don’t smell like myself.

[erronis]

1. Gotta get rid of the frew-frewy hair-dresser smell right away.

And be thankful, I hope, that pup is not eating that shit. I have one that recycles most everything even tho it gives her a noisy belly-ache for hours.

[Easterncedar]

2. You are the Dr Doolittle of dogs, Duncanpup

You have the voice down pat