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Abin Sur

(771 posts)
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 11:24 AM Dec 2011

Which well-reviewed authors do you find, well...boring?

I'll give a couple of personal examples.

Stephen Donaldson. I tried reading the Thomas Covenant series, and couldn't get past the main character. Early in the first book, the main character is magically cured of his leprosy by a young girl, incidentally curing his impotence at the same time. His reaction? He rapes her.

This is our "hero". No thank you.

George R. R. Martin. I read the first couple of books in the Song of Fire and Ice series. They're well-written, but I never found the plot or characters engaging. I don't mind fantasy being dark...I like Michael Moorcock, for heaven's sake...but I found Martin's books too "gritty", if you know what I mean.

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Which well-reviewed authors do you find, well...boring? (Original Post) Abin Sur Dec 2011 OP
I love both Donaldson and Martin lazarus Dec 2011 #1
I loved Zelazny's Amber series. Abin Sur Dec 2011 #3
The Amber books are some of my absolute favorite reads. closeupready Feb 2012 #15
+1000 fe6252fes Jun 2012 #23
There are authors who've written works I like, who've also iris27 Dec 2011 #2
give brust another try lazarus Dec 2011 #6
CS Lewis phantom power Dec 2011 #4
Re-reading the Narnia books as an adult was a bad idea, for me. iris27 Dec 2011 #7
The thing that really bugged me as an adult XemaSab Dec 2011 #8
I can't stand Lewis's books because he uses them to preach. white_wolf Jan 2012 #10
I abandoned Neal Stephenson XemaSab Dec 2011 #5
You should give Anathema a try. semillama Jan 2012 #12
I didn't think it was boring. caseymoz Jan 2012 #14
An interesting question, and one which has me scratching my head. LWolf Dec 2011 #9
I agree with you about Donaldson. Codeine Jan 2012 #11
Covenant was good for reasons other than the main character. caseymoz Jan 2012 #13
Agree with you 100% on Martin. I found the first book too much like work to enjloy. 1monster Jun 2012 #16
I also dislike Donaldson Fortinbras Armstrong Jun 2012 #18
I've never read Donalson... It sounds as if he might have been trying to get someone ready 1monster Jun 2012 #19
I was reading Thomas Covenant getting old in mke Jun 2012 #20
I used "uxorious" in Scrabble once getting old in mke Jun 2012 #21
My best word ever was ethernet XemaSab Jun 2012 #22
The last two books in the Hunger Games XemaSab Jun 2012 #17
Uhhh... Xyzse Jul 2012 #24

lazarus

(27,383 posts)
1. I love both Donaldson and Martin
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 01:38 PM
Dec 2011

Covenant was an anti-hero. The true heroes of that series were the people of the Land.

ASOI&F can drag a bit in places, but I love it. I love how you can't get attached to characters, how all the intricate plots tie together, how things shift and change and are totally unpredictable.

I like dark and gritty.

I tried reading Zelazney (I'm a big Brust fan, so sort of had to), and couldn't get into the Amber books at all. I never really liked Moorcock. Heck, I didn't like Brust's Freedom and Necessity. Can't get into epistolaries.

iris27

(1,951 posts)
2. There are authors who've written works I like, who've also
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 09:19 PM
Dec 2011

written stuff I found unbelievably boring.

Jacqueline Carey wrote the Kushiel's Legacy series which I love...but she also wrote The Sundering which is absolutely ponderous. The story is basically Lord of the Rings from the POV of the "evil" side, so perhaps she was trying to mimic Tolkien's style, but it was a chore to get through those. I loved the concept, but not the writing.

Given the above, I guess I should say Tolkien. I honestly like the LOTR movies better than the books - really the only films that hold that distinction for me. I have read the series through, and I'd like to know more about Middle-earth, but the idea of picking up The Silmarillion or The Children of Hurin makes me cringe.

Robin Hobb wrote an eleven book series (3 trilogies and one 2-part)...out of that, I adore one of the trilogies and found the rest decent. But she wrote an unrelated trilogy called Soldier's Son that is just AWFUL, and centers on the least likeable main character ever.

Brust is another one where I loved the concept but not the writing. His To Reign in Hell is about the "fall of the angels", told from multiple perspectives, and is a fascinating concept. But the actual story itself dragged on terribly. It made me reluctant to try anything else of his, though in light of my experiences with Carey and Hobb, maybe I should reconsider.

(And I love A Song of Ice and Fire, but even I found the most recent one just a bit boring! I was thinking, "Come on, man! This is the best you've got after taking six years to write the thing?" )

lazarus

(27,383 posts)
6. give brust another try
Sat Dec 17, 2011, 11:14 AM
Dec 2011

his Jhereg books (about Vlad Taltos) are much more fun.

Then again, I love To Reign In Hell.

phantom power

(25,966 posts)
4. CS Lewis
Fri Dec 16, 2011, 09:40 AM
Dec 2011

I tried reading the Narnia books, and sort of ended up skimming them. They definitely evoked a "blah, blah, blah" feeling in me.

Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun -- I don't exactly want to say I didn't like them, but they weren't page-turners in any way.

iris27

(1,951 posts)
7. Re-reading the Narnia books as an adult was a bad idea, for me.
Sat Dec 17, 2011, 04:44 PM
Dec 2011

I loved them as a child, but as an adult, his disdain for scientists and the rather astonishing racism and sexism inherent in the story just leaped off the page. For crying out loud, one girl is metaphorically sent to hell for growing up enough to become interested in boys and clothes.

XemaSab

(60,212 posts)
8. The thing that really bugged me as an adult
Sat Dec 17, 2011, 08:55 PM
Dec 2011

was the tory values.

Little-d democrats are derided, and the monarchy is portrayed as the only reasonable option for a government.

white_wolf

(6,257 posts)
10. I can't stand Lewis's books because he uses them to preach.
Fri Jan 6, 2012, 10:40 PM
Jan 2012

It pisses me when I'm trying to read fantasy as escapism and I see read through the story of Jesus's death and resurrection. To be honest, I found the Screwtape Letters to be more entertaining, at least I knew what I was getting into. I had to read Screwtape in highschool, because I went to a Baptist School.

semillama

(4,583 posts)
12. You should give Anathema a try.
Thu Jan 19, 2012, 04:51 PM
Jan 2012

I found it to be a real page-turner. Easily his best effort, and one of the better sci-fi books I've read in the last ten years.

LWolf

(46,179 posts)
9. An interesting question, and one which has me scratching my head.
Thu Dec 29, 2011, 03:28 PM
Dec 2011

Why? If they were "boring," I don't remember them. I read too many books to hang on to those I didn't find worthy.

So, rummaging around in my crowded brain, I'll trot out what I can find:

Stephenie Meyer and "Twilight"

Brust? Something about an assassin? I don't remember if I've got the correct author with the correct story. The story about the assassin...

Whoever wrote that series about a flat (?) world

I'm sure there are more, but as you can see, if I didn't value them, I didn't put them in long-term memory. Except for "Twilight;" it, and a bunch of derivatives whose authors and titles I won't repeat, are painfully etched into my brain. I'm a middle school language arts teacher, and my female students are obsessive.

 

Codeine

(25,586 posts)
11. I agree with you about Donaldson.
Tue Jan 17, 2012, 08:03 PM
Jan 2012

Robert Jordan is another. I cannot fathom how people slog through his nonsense.

caseymoz

(5,763 posts)
13. Covenant was good for reasons other than the main character.
Thu Jan 26, 2012, 03:16 AM
Jan 2012

That was Donaldson's first book, he oddly enough, he never read fantasy before. He made a lot of mistakes. If were to write a character like Covenant, I think I would start him out when he begins to get heroic and somewhat virtuous, about midway through the 3rd book, and the reader only finds out about his felonies later. Although, it was a ballsy thing to do to have a protagonist as loathsome and ineffective as Covenant. It's a surprise the series ever became successful and it shows that it can be done.

That being said, I'm not even sure if Covenant is worst thing about the books. I think Donaldson's use of language is undeliberately comical in some parts.

Reviews all around are much better for Donaldson's subsequent works, whose protagonists are less odious. He seemed to have either learned his lesson or got it out of his system.

I don't find really any appeal in Ursula Le Guin. C.S. Lewis makes me snooze.

1monster

(11,026 posts)
16. Agree with you 100% on Martin. I found the first book too much like work to enjloy.
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 12:34 PM
Jun 2012

The only character I found even vaguely sypathetic got his head handed to him half way through the book. Way too much gratuitous and violence through the book with no real believable motivations.

Fortinbras Armstrong

(4,473 posts)
18. I also dislike Donaldson
Tue Jun 12, 2012, 09:27 AM
Jun 2012

I did not like Thomas Covenant. He goes on and on, endlessly kvetching about his guilt. In one place, he feels guilt because of something another character did. Also in the Thomas Covenant books, Donaldson wants to show off his vocabulary. He uses "coign" where any other person would have "balcony". He has one character say to Covenant that he is uxorious; a claim that is meretricious. Indeed, the claim is completely mendacious (for one thing, the character is unmarried) -- but what can one expect from a man who is wearing a carcanet?

In another of Donaldson's books, The Real Story, the main character, Thermopyle, is not a flawed hero, or even really an antihero. He is an unmitigated bastard with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. He is a thief, a murderer and a rapist. He destroyed the one friend he ever had, for no apparent reason. What makes things worse is that Thermopyle gets into trouble, and the reader is obviously expected to feel sorry for him. Why should we feel the slightest sympathy for a wholly unsympathetic character? Morn, a woman that Thermopyle has repeatedly beaten and raped, does feel sorry for him, leading me to believe that Donaldson has never met any rape victims. I have known some, and not a one of them would feel the slightest sympathy for the men who raped them under any circumstances.

In the same book, I had a serious problem with Morn's gap sickness.

My brother used to be a submariner in the Navy. On the second or third day of submarine school, the trainees would be taken out for a short trip on a submarine. Invariably, one or two of the trainees would show symptoms of claustrophobia. These trainees would then be sent elsewhere as unsuited for submarine duties for medical reasons. This was determined at the start of training, not -- as in Morn's case -- after completion.

One would expect that the trainees such as Morn would be sent out into the Gap at the beginning of their training, under controlled conditions, and those who showed gap sickness would be dealt with. Donaldson has the Space Patrol (or whatever it's called) saying "Some of our people may have serious psychological problems with the Gap, but let's not bother testing for it."

I wonder why Donaldson seems to prefer completely unsympathetic protagonists.

1monster

(11,026 posts)
19. I've never read Donalson... It sounds as if he might have been trying to get someone ready
Tue Jun 12, 2012, 10:34 AM
Jun 2012

for the vocab section of the SATs.

getting old in mke

(813 posts)
20. I was reading Thomas Covenant
Tue Jun 12, 2012, 02:57 PM
Jun 2012

at the same time as Gene Wolf's Sevarian series and kept a file box of index cards (before PCs) with words that were new to me. Eventually the box would barely close.

getting old in mke

(813 posts)
21. I used "uxorious" in Scrabble once
Tue Jun 12, 2012, 02:59 PM
Jun 2012

Didn't score nearly as well as I would have liked, despite the "x" but sure made for bragging rights.

XemaSab

(60,212 posts)
17. The last two books in the Hunger Games
Fri Jun 8, 2012, 02:40 PM
Jun 2012

The second one started to feel like a slog, and the third one was painful to get through.

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