There were three high school buddies who met once a decade to have their own private reunion. One was living in New York, another was living in Ohio and the other in California. Sitting at the bar one night they were starting to brag about their lives and their wives with the one from Ohio starting off with...
"My wife wasn't into the domestic stuff at first but she eventually came around and now we're both happy, life is great because she takes care of everything before I get home from work."
Not to be outdone the guy from California says,
"I told my wife that I wanted her to take care of the indoor stuff and I would deal with the outdoor stuff and we are happy with the arrangement. She takes care of all the hard stuff in the house and I get to play in the yard much of the time."
Then the guy from New York chimed in,
"Yeah, I told my wife that she had to have the house cleaned, laundry done and dinner made by the time I got home from work every day. After that, on the first day I saw a little bit of change, a few days later I saw more improvement. About three days after that I could see pretty well out of my left eye."