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Related: About this forumHelium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve
noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.
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Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve (Original Post)
vkkv
May 2016
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packman
(16,296 posts)1. A dyslexic man walks into a bra
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
A priest, a rabbi and a dog walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? A joke!"
A loose end of a rope walks into the bar and hides behind a chair. "What's the matter?" inquires the bartender. "Nothing, I'm a frayed knot" replies the rope.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says,"Hey, we got a drink named after you." "Really", the grasshopper replies, "you got a drink named Jack?"
vkkv
(3,384 posts)3. I've heard THIS one! Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." nt
xocet
(3,990 posts)2. Three men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. n/t