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hermetic

(8,687 posts)
Sat Nov 19, 2016, 01:24 PM Nov 2016

And God Said...

Apostle: (writing Bible) Lord, the end is signaled by trumpets?
God: I said, "Trump Pence!"
Apostle: Right. Trumpets.
God: Fine. They'll figure it out.


This would be a lot funnier if it wasn't so damn scary!
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