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(1,462 posts)Eat a bag of Dicks.
FakeNoose
(35,898 posts)Throck
(2,520 posts)PoindexterOglethorpe
(26,771 posts)A burro is an ass.
A burrow is a hole in the ground.
You need to know the difference.
FakeNoose
(35,898 posts)FakeNoose
(35,898 posts)FakeNoose
(35,898 posts)FakeNoose
(35,898 posts)3catwoman3
(25,574 posts)So is my soon to be 27 yr son. He was a certified writing fellow in college.
Several weeks ago we had a very interesting text exchange involving the proper placement of punctuation inside or outside parentheses.
Yes, we are word nerds.
FakeNoose
(35,898 posts)For many years I was a professional typesetter and proofreader.
To my embarrassment I can't stop myself from correcting other people's spelling errors.
They just jump out at me. It's a disease!
3catwoman3
(25,574 posts)...peeves are:
1. the ubiquitous apostrophe at the end of any word ending with an 's'
2. "Him and me went to the movies." People do it correctly in the singular. No one ever says, "Him went to the movies," or "Me went to the movies." Why doesn't it translate to the plural?
3. I have heard several instances of people making a possessive out of "I" - Mary and I's vacation.
PoindexterOglethorpe
(26,771 posts)Some years back when my sister and I both had young children, I asked her why she didn't correct those usages from her children. She rather airily replied that they'd hear the correct usage from her (which they did) and would shift over to the correct usage. I knew then that wouldn't happen, and of course it didn't.
Meanwhile, because I'm such a grammar Nazi, my grown sons use lie and lay correctly.
Some years back, whenever a co-worker would post some sort of note on the communal bulletin board, I'd cheerfully make grammar and usage corrections. After a while, the co-workers would ask me to proof their notes before they posted them.
I have given serious thought to always having a bottle of white-out with me to correct the many errors I see in public.
True Dough
(20,605 posts)UNPRESIDENTED!!!
FakeNoose
(35,898 posts)Stuart G
(38,726 posts)They are over there, and they are over hear...they are lurking in this topic and that topic.. They will get you when you least expect it...OPPPPPPPPS ....I hear one coming at me know...I had better scam out of here