Found on Facebook: "You Trumpsters better pray"

[Stonepounder]

You Trumpsters better pray that liberals never gain control of the WH again

You Trumpsters better pray that liberals never gain control of the WH again because we are going to pay you back so fucking hard for all of this shit. Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner. We're going to repaint Air Force One, pussy hat pink and fly it over your beloved Bible Belt 6 days a week, tossing birth control pills, condoms, and atheist literature from the cockpit. We're going to tax your mega churches so bad Joel Olsteen will need to get a job at Chik Fil A to pay his light bill. Speaking of Chik Fil A, we're buying all those and giving them to any LGBTQ you sick cult leaders tortured with conversion therapy. Have fun with your new menu you bigoted fucks. Try the McPence. It's a boiled, unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother. ALL parks will be renamed Rosa Parks asap. We're replacing Confederate statues with BLM leaders and Mexican immigrants. Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after we fumigate the WH, we're repainting the whole thing rainbow. Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refugee shelter. We're turning Hannity's office into a giant unisex bathroom with changing tables and free tampons. And every single time a Trumpster complains about any of the changes, we're adding an openly gay character to a Disney movie.

[donkeypoofed]

1. yeah !! that'll teach'em!!

[Roy Rolling]

57. That'll Learn 'Em

Of course that's my inner desire. But I'd never let them know just how far and compreshensive a Democratic majority will be.

Let them wallow in their ignorance until it's too late. DO NOT give them reasons to vote in November. They only showed up for Trump in 2016 because of Hillary HATE.

Though I agree with every sentiment, as a strategy, I'm keeping my mouth shut with the post-election threats. Not totally shut, I am telling every young person to register and vote Democratic like their lives depend on it.

[leftieNanner]

2. Oh Goodness!

I second that motion!

Especially the McPence!

I saw a great meme a while ago about how wonderful it will be after The Rapture, when all of these sanctimonious Evangelicals all get sucked up to "heaven" so we can take care of business down here.

Liberals taking over? Let's make it happen!

GOTV

[liberalmuse]

3. This is beautiful!

[Freddie]

4. Don't forget the AbortionPlex

Coming to a mall near you - Half Off Tuesday and Buy One, Get One Free! (Someone wrote about this a while back and the RWNJs went **nuts** not quite getting satire at its finest.)

[cutroot]

5. They believe this all to be true already

[SammyWinstonJack]

33. Right?

[progressoid]

40. Yup.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Try the McPence.

"It's a boiled, unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother."

[colorado_ufo]

42. And boneless.

[Va Lefty]

7. I'm Va Lefty and I approve of this message!

v

[SallyHemmings]

8. The McPence

[unblock]

9. Hard to tell if this was written by a liberal or a right-winger

They actually believe we'd do all this.

[radical noodle]

45. I think it was written

by a truly pissed off liberal. I've certainly seen liberals post it.

[Augiedog]

10. And that's just the first day...we'll all rest on the seventh day...with lotsa beer.

[erronis]

18. For us flaming liberals, how about some nice wine (cheap but palatable)?

I know wine and popcorn - not so good. OK, beer with a margarita chaser.

[pangaia]

39. Except the 7th day will be monday.

[Hamlette]

11. the last line slays me!

[samnsara]

12. wow!!!!!

[NBachers]

13. And, President Hillary Clinton will give George Soros the Medal of Freedom at her huge inauguration,

Immediately as soon as she's sworn in. Right there on the podium, in front of the millions who turn out to see her inauguration.

[2naSalit]

16. +1!

[KT2000]

14. Hannity's office -

this is great!

[winetourdriver01]

15. Yowza

God I needed that!

[TygrBright]

17. And putting a taco truck on EVERY corner! n/t

[George II]

20. DAMN, that was my first thought, you beat me to it!!!!

[OneBro]

19. Looks like something red hats are more likely to pass around to GOTV.

Reminds me of when Michael Moore was going around telling old white men that their time was over. https://www.cnn.com/2016/10/26/politics/michael-moore-2016-election-don-lemon/index.html
Made me wonder just who he was trying to inspire.

[7962]

26. Yep. dont give them the ammo

But its getting worse.

[Pobeka]

51. And I think it was written by a red hat or Russian. n/t

[paleotn]

21. That is too funny!

I love it!!!!

[Biden My Time]

22. To what God?

I suggest Mammon.

[Merlot]

24. Obviously the Spagetti Monster with it's noodly apendages

[zanana1]

56. Yes. The Spaghetti Monster has been good to me and mine. nt

[Kind of Blue]

23. Damn! Got them praying now.

[Metro135]

25. "It's a boiled, unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother."

ROFL!

[jayschool2013]

27. What?

No arugula and Humboldt-fog stuffed date salads?

And what about the ban on shitty BMC (Bud/Miller/Coors) beer?

[Squinch]

28. ...

[badhair77]

29. Please put Trump and his cronies in prison.

There they have to watch CNN or MSNBC with no off switch. Night and day. And please put Bannon in there with them, each in their own cell blocks with people who speak another language.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

41. And (with all apologies to Lewis Black)

Make them sit next to people who are crocheting something that isn't there.

[badhair77]

64. Lol.

[catbyte]

30. "The McPence"

[IMG][/IMG]

[jmowreader]

31. Man, that's hard core

Most of us would have been happy with legal weed, sexual orientation made a Constitutionally protected class, and a law that every piece of legislation imposing a restriction on abortion must also contain three restrictions on things conservatives love...one of which must be guns.

[colorado_ufo]

43. Whaddabout health care for all

Liberals?

[jmowreader]

44. And zero-interest student loans

But I doubt anyone here wants to paint the White House in rainbow colors.

The cell Trump will spend the rest of his life in? Rainbow that fucker, put up a poster of the Village People and give him a pink jail uniform.

[lutherj]

32. That's what "we liberals" say we'll do, but what will our elected representatives do?

More likely they’ll talk about coming together, looking forward - not back, and then let the Wall Street banksters and the war criminals and the baby snatchers off the hook. And then 4 or 8 years later we’ll get another Republican president worse than Trump, because the next one is always worse than the last, because we never hold any of them accountable. And they’ll always come back because they’re playing the long game, and they have the money to buy whatever they want. Congress, the presidency, the courts, the media. The old rules don’t apply anymore. We’re in uncharted territory. “Liberals” won’t get us anywhere. It takes the left to fight the right.

[SammyWinstonJack]

34. Sounds right.

[Marie Marie]

35. Yup.

But I love your spirit stonepunder.

[cpamomfromtexas]

36. Hilarious!

[pazzyanne]

37. WOW!

Now that is what I call a well thought out strategy for moving into the future, Stonepounder!
You go! The rest of us will provide back-up!

[Ferrets are Cool]

38. I love this. And "they" will/do believe every friggin word of this paragraph. nt

[sandensea]

46. Plus, a surtax for anyone found to have voted for the GOPee at any time since 2000.

You voted for this mess, you pay for it.

Besides, we'll need the adeed tax revenue to pay for:

A guaranteed minimum income for everyone who isn't already getting it;
A doubling in Public Broadcasting, Nat'l. Endowment for the Arts, and Planned Parenthood speanding;
Not to mention all that sorely needed infrastructure spending Cheeto promised you - but of course didn't deliver (or even tried).

[Lady Freedom Returns]

47. And many a MAGAniac that read this would have a heart attack.

Let's post this all over the internet. 😈

[Pobeka]

50. No, let's not post it all over the internet. It does us more harm than good.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1198&pid=3031

[Lady Freedom Returns]

68. It's a joke.

Humor group, remember?
And hate to break it to you, but they already have people preaching that this is stuff we would do for some time now. I remember back when Clinton first ran (I mean back when Bill ran). I heard it on street corners, heard it in churches.
One thing they were really pushing at the time was that Liberals would pass a law that if you had 2 kids, then you must abort all other pregnancies after. There was another crackpot that was telling people that we would make it a law that you could not be a virgin after age 13.
It would not surprise me if it was really a ultra right winger that wrote this. Why? Because they already believe it. They have believed it for years. This is not new, it's just that the tyrant has helped to mainstream it.

[LiberalLovinLug]

48. Ahhhhhhhh Hahahahahahahahahaha!

please sir, can I have some more

[Pobeka]

49. Russian hacker posted this?

Since I can't see the facebook post I can't verify. But think about it, this makes liberals laugh, and infuriates right wingers. To what end? More divisiveness? That seems to further Russian goals far more than the goals of any liberal I've ever met.

Regardless who posted it, it will be copied and disseminated to show how vile liberals are.

[jimlup]

53. It is obviously

[Pobeka]

54. Problem is, a lot of right wingers don't understand sarcasm, so they'll take it literally. n/t

[gtar100]

58. So true. They like to laugh at people getting hurt, not irony or sarcasm.

Seriously, most of the jokes conservatives make are about people getting hurt. Hilarious

[jimlup]

67. well being realistic it kinda is for the choir and not for the enemy

I mean if you think the enemy is going to be converted by stuff like this well, no, I don't think they are but those folks are not the ones targeted by this humor.

[Soxfan58]

52. How about

RuPaul as press secretary.

[tosh]

59. Perfect!

[zanana1]

55. That made my day!

Thanks. I feel better now.

[stage left]

60. This was my response on face book.

My plan to get back at Trumpsters when we re-take the White House. It doesn't involve repainting Air Force One pussy hat pink. Or taco trucks. No, I'd really fuck those guys over. First up would be universal health care which would include vision and dental. Then an increase to the minimum wage, perhaps even a guaranteed minimum income. That'd fix them.

I'd undo all Trump's tariffs so their jobs wouldn't be going to China. Ha! You're gonna have to work, suckers, for a living wage, no less.Then, when they're reeling, I'd bring in solar--- big. To hell with coal. Take that, non-existent coal jobs. All those environmental protections Pruitt got rid of? Ha, baby, I'm bringing them back. Clean water, air, and pulling species back from the brink make you nauseous? Well, screw you. You get it whether you want it or not.

And we're going to address climate change. Hell, yes, we are! Your grandchildren might end up with an actual world they can live in. And damn, we're going to take care of grandma, too. Expand Medicaid.Oh, wait, we got that covered under Universal health care. I know you wanted to see the old girl out on the street, but tough luck. Take that, Trumperinos! And(shudder) I'd bring back protections for workers as well, close the for profit prisons, and even let a few refugees into this damned country.

I'd install sensible gun laws and while Bubba's gasping, I'd take money right out of politics, so you could never amass obscene wealth as a US senator or Congressman or President. Or Lobbyist. And while I was doing all that, you know those crappy roads you love so much, those failing bridges and dams, the 19th century power grid we got going? Forget about it. I'm going to drag that sucker kicking and screaming into the 21st century. And I'm dragging you trogs in with it. Shit's going to be based on science, not your feelings. People gonna be judged by the content of their damned character. So there.

Oh, and just for kicks, I'd overturn that last tax scam that was passed to help subsidize Wall Street and the already filthy rich at the expense of.... pretty nearly all the rest of us. I'd see that women got equal pay. Yes, even black women. Even trans women. The wealth's gonna be spread around y'all. Get over it.

Got anything you want to inflict on the Trumpeteers, like--I don't know--equal justice under the law, a return of the fairness doctrine? Go at it. __June Freeman Baswell

[RandomAccess]

61. And THEN we'll really get down to business ...

Great rant.

[milestogo]

62. I wouldn't throw stuff from the cockpit.

Could be dangerous.

[workinclasszero]

63. I know this is in fun but...

When democrats do get control again we need to be bold and fearless against the Stalinist right wing GOP party that tried every dirty trick in the book to ram through their hateful agenda!

No holds barred, no pity, NO MERCY on these dirty bastards EVER!!!!!

[ashling]

65. Perfect for GOTV

GOP GOTV, that is

[apkhgp]

66. Alright, the shit is going to hit the wall

The shit will hit the wall, the one 45 wants built and knock it down into a large pile of rubble. That is what the Right Wing will be, a large pile of rubble. Thank you very much

I can not wait to see the new Air Force One color scheme.

[BuxomDiva]

69. looking for attribution?

Now that everybody thinks Tommy Lee made this up, cause he's taking credit for it, did anybody ever find out what actually DID write it?
Thanks!

[BuxomDiva]

70. FOUND THE AUTHOR

Link to tweet

?s=20

[Stonepounder]

71. Thanks for finding the author. There was no source in Facebook.

Kudos to her!