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Related: About this forumMake up a joke about the monster in the White House
Question: Who is Donald Trump's tailor?
Answer: Omar the Tentmaker
DanieRains
(4,619 posts)Just as soon as he gets the go ahead from Putin.
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)A very bad one.
No need to make anything up at all.
LakeArenal
(29,845 posts)Tiggeroshii
(11,088 posts)Sorry I stole it from the Simpsons. It was funny then, but hasn't aged well. :/
braddy
(3,585 posts)CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)He thought Peter Sellers was a male prostitute.
red dog 1
(29,454 posts)A) - Because he saw a 13-year-old girl walking on the other side.
red dog 1
(29,454 posts)Because Putin told him to.
red dog 1
(29,454 posts)Last edited Wed Jan 8, 2020, 06:39 PM - Edit history (1)
None! They never change.
red dog 1
(29,454 posts)A) - Nothing, it was a trick question.
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)They are:
1. Both orange
2. Hollow in the middle
3. Should be thrown out by mid-November
(I cheated...I didn't make up this joke)
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)When Pinocchio lied his nose got longer
When Trump lies his hands get smaller
benld74
(10,012 posts)They have found President Obama and Hillary Clinton are living in his head.
They further discovered Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell shoved up his ass.
Also, they found Putin has him by the b@lls
red dog 1
(29,454 posts)A) - Donald J. Trump
JustFiveMoreMinutes
(2,133 posts)There once was man named Trump...
Who had to take a good ol' dump..
He wiped and he flushed and he flushed again...
But the turd was so big and flow too thin...
He blamed the pot and blessed his rump.
red dog 1
(29,454 posts)red dog 1
(29,454 posts)(at least it's original)
There once was a big fat phony
Who fed all the people baloney
But he won the election
Using lies and deception
With some help from Putin and Comey
red dog 1
(29,454 posts)Donald Duck has a sense of humor.
red dog 1
(29,454 posts)and the bartender says, "What'll it be, Mr Trump?"
red dog 1
(29,454 posts)(answer) To dig up dirt on Joe Biden on the other side.
red dog 1
(29,454 posts)To shoot someone, because under Article ll of the Constitution, he can do whatever he wants!
red dog 1
(29,454 posts)The bartender says: "What'll it be, Mr. President?"
red dog 1
(29,454 posts)and a pile of yellow vomit?
A) - Nothing. It was a trick question.
red dog 1
(29,454 posts)Devil's food cake.
red dog 1
(29,454 posts)Hitler wasn't bald.
rurallib
(63,256 posts)red dog 1
(29,454 posts)Hitler was more patriotic than Trump!
red dog 1
(29,454 posts)"Trump has attacked every person of color....except John Boehner."
(Joe Biden)
red dog 1
(29,454 posts)"We don't serve child-rapists here!"
red dog 1
(29,454 posts)(Question) If Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives?
(Answer) America
red dog 1
(29,454 posts)"I have lots of fits.
Really big fits.
I have the biggest fits!"