Know any good limericks about Shitler?

[red dog 1]

This one was posted on Twitter by "Bleeding Heart Liberal Marine" (@zaharako)


There once was a President Drumpf
Who watched as the stock market slumped
With his moron persona
He bungled Corona
Come November, he's about to get dumped.

[jls4561]

1. This is difficult - nothing rhymes with orange

[leftieNanner]

2. LOL!

Thanks for the chuckle!!

[Thomas Hurt]

4. porridge

[RockRaven]

5. I once saw Eminem being interviewed and he took issue with that notion and proceeded,

with slightly non-standard pronunciation but still entirely understandable speech, to say:
"I got an orange
four inch
door hinge
from Lawrence."

[CaptYossarian]

6. You'd have to go with tangerine.

Then use wolverine (teeth or his personality).

Now I have a project to do.

[Thomas Hurt]

3. not really a limerick...

Bend thy knee and genuflect before King Donald I,
by divine right of kings, no one may sass him
harsh words may sting the royal ears and feeweeings
requiring a foot rub and a defenestration.

[defacto7]

7. There was an old man from Nantucket

.. oh never mind...

[yonder]

8. Here's mine:

There once was a country with hope,
That installed a lard-assed dope,
Not much of a leader,
Kentucky fried eater,
And dumber than soap on a rope.

[red dog 1]

9. Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

I think we have a winner!

[red dog 1]

10. I came up with this one a couple of years ago:

There once was a man from Queens
Who liked to bang girls in their teens
He'd offer them money
Then say to them, "Honey,
I want you to take off your jeans!"

[red dog 1]

11. There once was a big fat phony

Who fed all the people baloney
But he won the election
Using lies and deception
With some help from Putin and Comey

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

12. My Captain, My Captain Said Trump

As the mirror reflected his rump,
Simply twas the mirrors reply
I love you, my fat balding guy..
Cause we both release a dump.

[red dog 1]

13. There once was a big, fat liar

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Who, when he wanted a girl would just buy 'er
He's been married three times
And committed many crimes
But never been held up to the fire

[red dog 1]

14. There was an old man from New York

Who ate without using a fork
He'd just shove the food in
Then he'd say with a grin
"I eat chicken and beef but not pork."

[red dog 1]

15. I don't know how good this one is, but here goes:

There once was a cold-hearted Ass
Who totally lacked any class
Despite lots of hollers
About having billions of dollars
All he was full of was gas

[red dog 1]

16. There once was a fast food junkie

Who had the brains of a rhesus monkey
A complete total loss
Who thought he was the boss
Was actually Putin's flunkie