The Roswell Incident

[hermetic]

Some of you may recall that on July 8, 1947, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object with five aliens aboard crashed into a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force as well as other Federal Agencies.

However, what you may NOT know is that during the month of April in the year 1948, nine months after that historic event, the following people were born:
Mike Pence
Donald Trump
Paul Manafort
Mitch McConnell
This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jackasses.

I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It certainly did for me.

[2naSalit]

1. I knew it!

It makes perfect sense!

[Sneederbunk]

2. Not sure where you are getting your information.

TFG and the Turtle were born before 1947.

[TreasonousBastard]

5. So we think, but the aliens are able to warp time.

[hermetic]

8. Well,

that's why it's in Humor, not LBN.

[sop]

3. The truth is out there.

[hermetic]

9. Indeed!

[CrispyQ]

4. Trump was born in June of 46, which makes this cartoon spot on.

[hermetic]

6. Good one!

[FoxNewsSucks]

11. I was gonna post thatone if it weren't already here

[Bev54]

7. LOL but take Pence out of it, he was born several years later

and then we can make them all believe it.

[FoxNewsSucks]

12. The space aliens on board may have been

different species from different planets. The alien who spawned Pence just had a longer gestation period.

[BComplex]

10. Sheep and jackasses for certain!

[William Seger]

13. They've already abducted 40% of the country

... into some sort of perceptual parallel universe: They still walk among us, but in their minds, they live on Planet Trump.

I hope it's not too late to stop this invasion.

[hermetic]

14. Me too, pal.

Me, too.