An update on the situation with my son's girlfriend

[HAB911]

I know some of you have been pretty concerned.

She has taken going to jail pretty hard, refusing all food, spitting and screaming at everyone, and threatening violence at anyone who comes near her. She's smeared the walls with feces and is refusing to wear clothes.

As a family we're pretty united in our decision not to play Monopoly with her anymore

[3Hotdogs]

1. Background?

For those who didn't get the first memo.

[HAB911]

3. LOL, no background

just a joke

[nilram]

4. It's the way the dice roll sometimes, ya know

Note the group this was posted in…

[bucolic_frolic]

2. Goodness

Sounds out of control, and unaware and unable to prevent herself from such actions. People can be scary like that, when they have no self-restraint. Hope it all works out for you.

[PJMcK]

8. Perhaps you didn't realize the OP is a joke

It’s about how some people over-react to the board game Monopoly.

[3Hotdogs]

9. O.P. shouldn't. quit his day job. --- but that's me. Speaking of quoting one's day job.

Must'a been about 15 years ago. My boss got an after card and he's working on the movie, Ransom.... Mel Gibson.

Director, Ron Howard.

He has three words to recite, "in anger." What da fuck?"

After a couple of takes, Ron goes to Pete, "Pete, Don't quit your day job."

In the movie, you see Pete, all four hundred pounds of him. But you don't haar the dialog.

[relayerbob]

5. I assume she took over boardwalk and yelled at the manager?

[Walleye]

6. Jeeze, Scrabble would be a nightmare

[Retired Engineer Bob]

7. Maybe you folks should have let her pick the shoe