New Kid Rock Song Is Actual Worst Piece Of Sh*t Ever Made, Click Here To Laugh At It
Good morning, humble patriotic people of the Lord! Put down your morning Bible devotionals and pay attention, because it's time to listen to Kid Rock's new song. Yes, we know we've never made you listen to a Kid Rock song before. The thing is, Kid Rock has created the worst song ever made, and we need you to laugh at it with us.
Don't believe us?
Well, did you think you could make an entire chorus that just says "We The People Let's Go Brandon" over and over again, like somebody who doesn't speak English but heard those words were good pleasure buttons for goosing the prostates of idiots who think the 2020 election was stolen? You didn't think that was even musically possible.
Let the virtuoso show the way!
Did you think you could meekly and mildly ask listeners for "love and unity" and also to "suck on deez nuts"? Because that's creative, you see, jokes about "deez nuts." What's great about it is how awkwardly he crams it into the rhyming cadence of the song:
https://www.wonkette.com/new-kid-rock-song-is-literally-worst-piece-of-sh-t-ever-made-click-hear-to-laugh-at-it
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