Started a new job as a wood 🪵 cutter.

[Sherman A1]

However in short order I was axed 🪓 ……………..

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

1. You need to hurry up and find a new job, chop chop!!

[Duncanpup]

2. Couldn't cut it huh

[SamKnause]

3. Perhaps honing your skills would be helpful.

[Beakybird]

4. I was axed to leave as well. Wooden you know!

[griffi94]

5. I never saw that coming

[Fritz Walter]

6. Same thing happened to me.

But I saw it coming!

[femmedem]

7. I can't imagine why they fired you. I'm stumped.

Did you forget to log in?

[Roy Rolling]

8. Good Puns Already Taken

I knew they would.

[jaxexpat]

9. .... starting a new job.......

it's best to go with the grain........

[PJMcK]

10. I guess you'll have to branch out (n/t)

[Harker]

11. You were barking up the wrong tree?

[2naSalit]

12. You couldn't carve out a deal?

[Chainfire]

13. It must have been peanut trees

because you are all nuts!