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Sherman A1

(38,958 posts) Sun Apr 10, 2022, 04:41 AM Apr 2022

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A student was supposed to make a list of all the body's parts

But, his heart ❤️ wasn’t in it……………

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A student was supposed to make a list of all the body's parts (Original Post) Sherman A1 Apr 2022 OP

Heartbreaking Duncanpup Apr 2022 #1

Yeah, it appears that he couldn't get Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #5

This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m Apr 2022 #2

Perhaps 🤔 he was just Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #6

This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m Apr 2022 #8

Well, that certainly puts Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #9

He left his heart in San Francisco? femmedem Apr 2022 #3

A Happy National Safety Pin 🧷 Day Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #4

;-{)🖖‍ Goonch Apr 2022 #7

Their scribbling was so bad, nobody could make heads or tails of it. jaxexpat Apr 2022 #10

I guess he had no skin in the game lonely bird Apr 2022 #11

However he did ask Barbara Jean for some help in biology. The Jungle 1 Apr 2022 #12

He should have asked Norma Jean. True Blue American Apr 2022 #16

But Barbara Jean is my sisters name The Jungle 1 Apr 2022 #17

Congratulations, then. True Blue American Apr 2022 #18

She is retired The Jungle 1 Apr 2022 #19

Well... 2naSalit Apr 2022 #13

Great! Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #21

A spleendid pun, but not sure I can stomach it. lastlib Apr 2022 #14

Well Played! Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #20

Puns make me numb Seinan Sensei Apr 2022 #15

Math puns are the first sine of insanity....... lastlib Apr 2022 #22

Had to have my friend cosine on a loan... yagotme Apr 2022 #23

Duncanpup

(14,105 posts)

1. Heartbreaking

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 04:52 AM

Apr 2022

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

5. Yeah, it appears that he couldn't get

Reply to Duncanpup (Reply #1)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 05:09 AM

Apr 2022

Pumped about it………..

Response to Sherman A1 (Original post)

jfz9580m This message was self-deleted by its author.

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

6. Perhaps 🤔 he was just

Reply to jfz9580m (Reply #2)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 05:10 AM

Apr 2022

Dangling a toe into it all….

Response to Sherman A1 (Reply #6)

jfz9580m This message was self-deleted by its author.

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

9. Well, that certainly puts

Reply to jfz9580m (Reply #8)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 05:15 AM

Apr 2022

The foot 🦶 on the other shoe 👟…………..

femmedem

(8,490 posts)

3. He left his heart in San Francisco?

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 04:58 AM

Apr 2022

Good morning, Sherman A1.

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

4. A Happy National Safety Pin 🧷 Day

Reply to femmedem (Reply #3)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 05:08 AM

Apr 2022

Celebrate 🎉 Safely …..

Goonch

(3,850 posts)

7. ;-{)🖖‍

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 05:10 AM

Apr 2022

jaxexpat

(7,794 posts)

10. Their scribbling was so bad, nobody could make heads or tails of it.

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 05:37 AM

Apr 2022

lonely bird

(2,116 posts)

11. I guess he had no skin in the game

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 06:26 AM

Apr 2022

The Jungle 1

(4,552 posts)

12. However he did ask Barbara Jean for some help in biology.

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 06:58 AM

Apr 2022

True Blue American

(18,406 posts)

16. He should have asked Norma Jean.

Reply to The Jungle 1 (Reply #12)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 07:36 AM

Apr 2022

She is the one with guts!

The Jungle 1

(4,552 posts)

17. But Barbara Jean is my sisters name

Reply to True Blue American (Reply #16)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 07:55 AM

Apr 2022

She was a writer for the USW. Pretty tough on her own.

True Blue American

(18,406 posts)

18. Congratulations, then.

Reply to The Jungle 1 (Reply #17)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 08:09 AM

Apr 2022

Last edited Sun Apr 10, 2022, 08:56 AM - Edit history (1)

I was just trying to fit in with the body theme. Norma Jean fought for the workers.

You have a by line? We need to give her publicity here.

I have been a Thom Suddes fan for years.

The Jungle 1

(4,552 posts)

19. She is retired

Reply to True Blue American (Reply #18)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 08:12 AM

Apr 2022

2naSalit

(95,725 posts)

13. Well...

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 07:23 AM

Apr 2022

It's better than being half-hearted!

Guess he wasn't really all there!

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

21. Great!

Reply to 2naSalit (Reply #13)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 11:24 AM

Apr 2022

lastlib

(25,426 posts)

14. A spleendid pun, but not sure I can stomach it.

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 07:26 AM

Apr 2022

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

20. Well Played!

Reply to lastlib (Reply #14)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 11:24 AM

Apr 2022

Seinan Sensei

(871 posts)

15. Puns make me numb

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 07:36 AM

Apr 2022

If it were a math pun, it would make me number

lastlib

(25,426 posts)

22. Math puns are the first sine of insanity.......

Reply to Seinan Sensei (Reply #15)

Sun Apr 10, 2022, 03:04 PM

Apr 2022

(Don't get me started--I have a repertoire here......)

yagotme

(4,058 posts)

23. Had to have my friend cosine on a loan...

Reply to lastlib (Reply #22)

Thu Apr 21, 2022, 08:18 PM

Apr 2022

Whole thing sent me off on a tangent.

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