Scientists have discovered that people who stop working earlier on Friday

[Sherman A1]

Have a longer weekend………..

[jfz9580m]

1. Scientists have also shown that those who oversleep Monday morning

Have a shorter week! On the flip side scientists have also found that these same people have longer retirements (that are not strictly speaking voluntary) ...

[Sherman A1]

2. Good Morning

And a Happy National Asparagus Day!

Celebrate 🎉 Safely …………

[jfz9580m]

3. Gasp..we can cast asparagus today

A proud du tradition if I remember right..

[Wicked Blue]

5. This is HUGH! nt

[jfz9580m]

7. LOL

I forgot that..awww..I will miss this thread..I have a crazy couple of months coming up..but I will be back when the fields are white with daisies..or more accurately July..
Don't have too much fun without me Humor group ;-/...

[femmedem]

10. We will miss you too!

It won't be the same without you. Here's to July!

[jfz9580m]

13. You are too kind!

Heh..peeped in briefly to see if the world continues to be crazy..
Looks like it..

Say hello to Mr.femmedem from me and here is to a puntastic
( ;-/ ) couple of months..see you in July. .

[madinmaryland]

14. Seriesly! Now I have to call my congressperson RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!

[jfz9580m]

15. Lol..I had forgotten that one

Hugh morans.. breastfeeding pitbulls at Olive Garden...
I was a mod for a bit in 2006 or maybe 2007/2008 (can't remember exactly anymore)?
Vaguely remember locking some crazy flamewars..Good times . I cannot believe those were relatively saner times ..well not by much really...just different crazy at the end of the day..

[RicROC]

4. Workers who call in sick on Wednesdays create 2 day work weeks.

[jfz9580m]

6. Good one!

Thursday would be better..

[Captain Zero]

12. that creates work weeks with two Mondays & two Fridays

and if they leave early on Fridays it becomes a 3 day work week.

[John1956PA]

8. Moviegoers have discovered that scientists who stop working earlier on Friday

have more time on their hands.

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[femmedem]

9. And scientists have discovered that moviegoers who stop working earlier on Friday

have a reel good time.

[John1956PA]

11. Good one!