warning- bawdy humor.

[mopinko]

my cougar jokes are my own, and they're who i am. 68 yo silver fox. flirt for sport. living for laughs.

so-
new pick up line- i'll do anything or anyone once, as long as it's only dangerous to my reputation.

[Mr.Bill]

1. Okay, paint my house.

[LakeArenal]

2. Good one.

[mopinko]

6. 😂🤣😜

[blm]

3. MaeWinko

[mopinko]

7. imma steal that.

[2naSalit]

4. I like it.

I can't call this a pick up line but yours reminded me of something I'd as a quip when teasingly asked if I had done something suspicious, mostly in the trucking world where rumors are currency,

(a probable mention of me on the CB was going to bring conversation where stories are born so an imaginary tale is being formulated here)

Them: "Can I tell 'em you xyz?"

Me: "you can tell 'em anything you want, long as it ain't true! So make it worth the trouble and make sure it's real juicy!"

That usually raised some serious chuckling and recognition that I wasn't a spring chicken and knew the culture well. At least back then I did.

[mopinko]

5. i have a line like that-

when you hear stories about me, always check w me. if it's true, i'll admit it. and i promise i tell the story better.

[2naSalit]

8. That's a good one!

[mopinko]

9. all the better for being true.

[Hippy Hopi]

10. my line? "You must be THAT hot to ride this ride"

IF it's a hottie that does it for me