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Duncanpup

(13,738 posts) Tue Feb 21, 2023, 07:08 PM Feb 2023

What do you call a man who has lost 75% of his brain power

Divorced.

I just heard this in drivers lounge found it amusing got my bills ready to roll on night turn.

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What do you call a man who has lost 75% of his brain power (Original Post) Duncanpup Feb 2023 OP

I would've called him a republikan candidate for US Senate........ lastlib Feb 2023 #1

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' .... Diamond_Dog Feb 2023 #2

Safe travels, Dunc! SheltieLover Feb 2023 #3

So true! MLAA Feb 2023 #4

And then... 2naSalit Feb 2023 #5

lastlib

(24,961 posts)

1. I would've called him a republikan candidate for US Senate........

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Tue Feb 21, 2023, 07:16 PM

Feb 2023

...but that's me....

Diamond_Dog

(34,992 posts)

2. Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' ....

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Feb 21, 2023, 07:19 PM

Feb 2023

SheltieLover

(59,812 posts)

3. Safe travels, Dunc!

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Tue Feb 21, 2023, 07:23 PM

Feb 2023

MLAA

(18,653 posts)

4. So true!

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Feb 21, 2023, 07:43 PM

Feb 2023

2naSalit

(93,100 posts)

5. And then...

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Feb 21, 2023, 08:36 PM

Feb 2023

There once was an old man from Nesser
His knowledge got lesser and lesser
His brain got so small
He knew nothing at all
And now he's a college professor!

Tom Magliozzi as far as I know.

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