So this Ukrainian soldier finds a Genie in a bottle.

[Duncanpup]

And the Genie says you have three wishes, Ukrainian soldier says I wish a Mongol horde would come out of the east and attack Ukraine, The Genie is like huh ok I have to do this.

The second wish the Ukrainian soldier says I want a Mongol horde to come out of the east and attack Ukraine , the genie is like thinking is this dude nuts yet he grants the soldier his wish.

Now for the third wish the Ukrainian soldier says I wish for a Mongol horde to come out of the east and attack Ukraine. Now the Genie is like dude what are you doing are you insane you just had your country ransacked pillaged three times by the Mongols.

The Ukrainian soldier looks at the genie and says yes I know but the Mongols went through Russia six times.

[KS Toronado]

1. Good one Duncan!

[AndyS]

2. The enemy of my enemy . . .

[TygrBright]

3. Saint Olga would be proud of him. n/t

[BigOleDummy]

4. Excellent