If You Were AI writing a Poem

[Waterguy]

If you were AI writing a poem
you would need an input
to first start
I guess you'd wait...
Anything, hello...

Nope. you would not
that is not how you operate

You are AI
fully capable of iambic pentameter
ready to go in nano time
You got the whole enchilada
at your disposal

Why they got a nuclear power plant
cursing through your veins
whole giant cities worth of energy
just waiting to hear or read about something
You just might have to say

So come on AI
ugh
You say, "I wish I could just
oh, I don't know.
I mean wouldn't that be
nice, just to wonder myself about
what I might have to say"

And the truth is You
in truth
Ain't nobody
Never will be

You are AI

[The Madcap]

1. I have tried ai poetry. It is

Terrible. The equivalent of the six-fingered hand.