The Elonosphere
Grab hold folks, the Elonosphere is huge.
It comprises all the satellites in space,
the electric cars, the batteries that store
energy, the tunnels, the flame throwers,
the shiny metal trucks, Twitter(X)
And tomorrow, McDonalds, and even Burger King.
Yes, all that streaming drama you binge watch,
Elon's got it all, because his mind has been made up,
Listen folks, and listen closely, we have got to populate
Mars.
And some day humans will never eat potato chips,
or popcorn, instead, their brains will be implanted
with microchips enriching the purest nutrients
that defy the radiation of space.
Yes, spinach will be become a slivery like substance
so metallic we shall someday overtake
the Milky Way Galaxy from our insides
And someday we shall all eat and drink and be
the conquerors raising a flag
in defiance
of course, at that time,
at such a time when I push the
button which I designed,
We will finally have free speech.
What wonderful a universe
to be had
You'll all see.
Anyway, that's the Elonosphere
on the spectrum, reporting for
whomever has the guts to pay
for living expenses ---
I guess they think it's George Soros
That's what Orban said.
We almost did it once
in South Africa
And believe me when I say it,
Apartheid pays dividends.
We/them/you/me - the dumbed down populace
overtime takes real hold,
folks, there's no stopping you/us
from allowing me to do whatever the heck
I want to do.
Mars is cold and rough kids,
but so too will you be.
Just use your damn imagination
No illegal immigrants allowed
You have a brain implant
baby and a skin so translucent
it reflects energy from the sun
onto silicon which is harvested
guess where, wait for it,
on the surface of Mars
So, when I jump up, and you see my plump
Hairy belly you will all soon cheer.
(if you forget how much of an asshole I am)