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Related: About this forumHelpful Hint For The Day: If you should ever find yourself in court charged with attacking someone
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DON'T ATTACK ANYONE!rocktivity
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Helpful Hint For The Day: If you should ever find yourself in court charged with attacking someone (Original Post)
rocktivity
Dec 2011
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rrneck
(17,671 posts)1. Motion denied. nt
struggle4progress
(120,561 posts)2. Thanks. That looks like the sort of mistake any newbie could make!
rocktivity
(44,885 posts)3. Prosecutor: "Your Honor, the prosecution rests."
Last edited Tue Dec 13, 2011, 02:14 AM - Edit history (1)
Defendant: "But my lawyer told me to throw myself on the mercy of the court!"
rocktivity
Bucky
(55,334 posts)4. BAP! WHAM! ZAPP! POW!! Nana-nana nana-nana, nana-nana, nana-nana, Batjudge!!
schmice
(248 posts)5. "Help! Help! They're violating my Constitutional Rights."
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