Lake County Captains unveil 'Toilet Row' seating experience

[Auggie]

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The Lake County Captains, the High-A affiliate of the Cleveland Guardians, unveiled a "Roto-Rooter toilet row" available at their home games.

The row includes eight "deluxe, high-end" toilet seats, according to the Captains' news release Friday, that are placed behind home plate at Classic Auto Group Park, the Captains' home.

Reading material and games are included behind the toilet seat. Each fan will also receive "personalized" attention from a Captains bathroom attendant who will provide mouthwash, combs and gum.

"Everyone deserves a VIP experience, and with Toilet Row, we're taking that to a whole new level," Jen Yorko, general manager of the Lake County Captains, said in the release.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/40453332/cleveland-guardians-lake-county-captains-toilet-row-mlb

[MiHale]

1. Call the boss..tell him you're sick at can't come in...

Just don’t get caught with your pants down!

[brush]

2. No thanks. I'll pass. They should do better than that.

Cast the side eye at whoever thought that was a good idea.

[Wounded Bear]

3. Who dreamed up that shitty idea?

[Auggie]

4. LOL

[Raven123]

5. Toilet seating? What could go wrong?

[Ocelot II]

6. I don't suppose they are to be used for their normal intended purpose,

but I wouldn't put it past some drunken spectator to do it.