Philadelphia Announces Super Bowl Prep -- and Poles May Once Again Be Greased

[Brother Buzz]

I did not know this was a thing, but I can say with authority, drunk Eagles fans will see a greased pole as a challenge, "Here, hold my beer"

Philadelphia Announces Super Bowl Prep — and Poles May Once Again Be Greased


Philadelphia may, once again, be planning to grease poles to deter climbers on Super Bowl weekend -- though that hasn't seemed to stop determined fans in the past.

On Friday, the city released a list of road closures, parking restrictions and possible changes to mass transit in preparation for the Super Bowl.

The city's statement also noted that it may grease poles around town, but would not reveal if, when or where poles could be greased.

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https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/philadelphia-announces-super-bowl-prep-and-poles-may-once-again-be-greased/3496818/

[vercetti2021]

1. Well I see it ending in one way

Win, they will destroy shit. Lose, they will destroy shit.

[KS Toronado]

3. That sounds so reQublican !

[vercetti2021]

5. Haha

Eh people just suck. Costs taxpayers money for destroying shit.

[Brother Buzz]

4. Word!

[KS Toronado]

2. A little grease, no problem

Just carry a couple big pipe wrenches.

[Brother Buzz]

6. I think the fine city of Philadelphia is going about this all wrong

I would think some super sticky glue would gum up the fans enthusiasm real fast, like commercial grade rodent glue.

[KS Toronado]

8. Wow, you have the solution Buzz.

[Rebl2]

9. There ya go!

[BumRushDaShow]

7. They actually greased them ahead of the NFC championship game

2-hour delay for public and parochial schools Monday and parochial schools in city and suburbs have already announced closures if there is a parade. No word from the School District of Philadelphia for that kind of thing yet.