Mel Gibson's new Jesus movie is being advertised, and the comments on Facebook are devastating.
Here's the article:
https://ew.com/resurrection-of-the-christ-first-look-mel-gibson-new-jesus-11981941
Here's a sampling of the comments:
Mel Gibson presents: The Bleaching of the Christ. Or The Vitiligo of the Christ.
Passion 2: The Roman Empire Strikes Back
The Passion of the Christ 2: He's back. He's pissed. And there's gonna be Hell to pay!
The Passion of the Christ 2: Electric Boogaloo
Jesus came back... as a doctor?
Looks like he's about to pull out a light saber.....
White, blue eyes, very accurate
Uh, okay, I mean we know Jesus stuck around after he rose from the grave, but he didn't lose his tan in the 3 days he was in the tomb.
Where's his Light Saber...? Resurrection of a Jedi Master...?
Great, I was waiting over 20 years to know what will happen to Jesus after that cliffhanger.
No wonder his disciples didn't recognize him!
Passion of the Christ 2: American Mormon Adventure.
They recast Christ? Sounds Republican...
Is this Passion 2: Christ Harder?
Hopefully he has a fight scene with Trump
I hope this sequel has even more explosions and love scenes
2 Christ 2 Furious
Oh man! I love a good movie about a Doctor.
So sick of these fantasy superhero movies.
Temu Testaments
Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This. Where's Chris Tucker?
That doesn't look anything like Dr. Jesus, who is orange.
I guess Denzel was busy??????
Passion Harder
Somehow they made Jesus even whiter in the sequel.
What's this one going to be called, "Hobby of the Christ?"
I love a good work of fiction, but this old dog is getting boring.
At least the last Jesus was white but with a spray tan.
The Passion of the Christ 2: Die Harder
Oh look, it's Jesus the Palestinian!
I can't wait to hear about the right-wing complain about Jesus being race-swapped. Oh wait, they won't.
Dr. Jesus Trump The lord of the White House
Does he know where Florida is? He should probably wait.
The Messiah Strikes Back
Passion of the Christ: Back in Action
The Walking Dead presents: Resurrection of the Christ.
Is he going to give him a MAGA hat and dress him in a "wife-beater"?
Jesus is... The Vigilante!
Nordic Jesus
Can't wait to see when the Ewoks come into the story!
Looks like Travis Kelce