9/11 was an inside job; chemtrails; Bush Sr. and CIA murdered JFK

[Sanity Claws]

Anyone else care to add some more conspiracy theories?

Edited to add:
UFO Truth!
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth are members of the Illuminati!

[Scuba]

1. Jimi was killed by the CIA because he was seen as being able to unite black and white.

[BlueToTheBone]

39. Janus Joplin was killed by the CIA for the same reason. n/t

[OneGrassRoot]

2. lolol...

[rosesaylavee]

3. Photos would help this thread

[Celebration]

4. K and R

But I do think you are missing something about holograms. The Trilateral Commission has something to do with holograms. They either got it from the Knights Templar or some Yale group that has Geronimo's Bones.

And that is a fact!

[Sanity Claws]

5. Skulls and Bones!

How could I have forgotten about them?

[Celebration]

6. SC, do you know Geronimo's astrological sign? n/t

[Sanity Claws]

7. Gemini

What a great question you asked! I looked it up and found he was born June 16, 1829.

[Avalux]

13. Figures he was a gemini!

We are so misunderstood.....

[Sanity Claws]

17. I'm a gemini too

Or is that I'm a gemini, four?

[Avalux]

19. Four!

And maybe even more depending on the day. Can't deny we're unpredictable!

[Celebration]

14. GEMINI!!!

Wow, it could make sense that Geronimo has the twin energy in him, burial site is one place, bones are in another!!

[Sanity Claws]

18. What valuable insight you brought to this thread!

You rock!

[kentauros]

8. What is this, a SubGenius thread?

Or is my belief in the conspiratorial-master, J.R. "BoB" Dobbs, now verboten, too?

Praise "BoB"

[Ricochet21]

9. We all need some slack.

What a bad taste I have in my mouth anymore. yeck.

[get the red out]

10. Genetically engineered

Adding that humanity was genetically engineered by Aliens, perhaps those that Zacharia Stitchen writes about, possibly as a slave race to mine gold that their planet needed to restore order to its atmosphere. I just thought I should correct this oversight, LOL.

[backtoblue]

11. don't forget haarp and weather control

[Avalux]

12. Umm....nazi scientists were aliens who developed advance technologies; then came to US after war.

In fact, the Aryan race are all aliens!

[bigmonkey]

15. The Nazis escaped to Antarctica in submarines and flying saucers.

And they're still there!

[Mist]

36. Hmm, I thought they were under Antarctica--the hollow earth theory. nt

[The Straight Story]

16. Humans were put here by aliens (and the reason why:)

They could not handle the atmosphere themselves, so they created a hybrid species to grow and adapt here.

They wanted to mine the minerals eventually for their star ships that they need. Now that we have better technical abilities and are advanced their ship will be coming here soon to make sure we mine and give them what they need. Based on their cycle through the solar system (and their UFO's that keep to monitor our progress) they should be returning soon (will say they are saving us from ourselves and then get us to do their work for them).

Based on experiments they have performed they can heal a great many things and turn us into better workers...

[BlueIris]

20. I hate to say it, but even in a relaxed forum like this one...

Every single last actual so called conspiracy theory I subscribe to would get me banned. Big time. So I can't 'go there,' even here.

But I appreciate what you guys are trying to say.

On second thought...HOFFA LIVES!

[Celebration]

25. this could be a long subthread........Ken Lay lives!

Elvis lives.

Anyone else?

[MorningGlow]

28. Eddie lives!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085475/



Oh wait. I meant the godawful sequel.

[backtoblue]

63. Micheal Jackson lives!!!

He's just taking a vacation, dammit!!!

[vanboggie]

74. but Paul's dead :(

Go figure.

[Mist]

34. I know--when such topics are even banned from the dungeon, we're hard up....nt

[Mnemosyne]

21. Reptilians...

[kimmerspixelated]

22. The truth is this:

Aliens have no hair because they...

a. Revel in the fact that they were the ones who originally created Nair!

b. Find it a tad inconvenient doing what aliens tend to do.

c. Other aliens simply willed the hair follicles away since being bald is so popular!



Keep it quiet! SHSHH!

Your answers are being documented by the CIA!

[Sanity Claws]

23. You have something there

Nair is rain spelled backwards. Both aliens and rain come from the sky.

People think Nair is just a brand -- it really is code.

Is Agent Bob still monitoring us?

[kimmerspixelated]

24. HAHAHA!

Hard to tell! I hear Agent Bob IS a SNOB!

[get the red out]

49. Nair from the sky...

Was that the silver stuff that came out of UFOs and caused some weird disease down in Texas a few years ago?

[TownDrunk2]

26. so much ignorance and ridicule in one location

[OneGrassRoot]

27. There is history behind it...

Members of this group are aware of the history behind the creation of this post.

Nothing is as it seems.

[kimmerspixelated]

30. Yes, we OWN this! n't

[Celebration]

31. LOL

Funny. You just gotta know the difference between fact, nuance, irony, and just plain FUN! Or you just don't get it.

[findrskeep]

29. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You guys are awesome AND hilarious!!!

[Proud_Lefty]

32. Area 51

Just heard about Angela Merkel being the daughter of Hitler.

Extended top secret NASA programs - traveling to base stations on the moon and on Mars.

[Mist]

33. That's nothing--Barbara Bush is the daughter of Alistair Crowley! nt

[Sanity Claws]

35. No way!

She's the daughter of the Quaker Oats guy. Look at the eyes!

[Mist]

37. The Quaker oats guy is kinda cuddly---Bar, on the other hand, is a lizard-critter. nt

[Celebration]

38. Crowley actually has a Facebook page

http://www.facebook.com/aleister.crowley.page

Here is Barbara

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-barbarabushbeautiful.htm

Can you see the likeness?

[get the red out]

48. President Obama

Was a young recruit for the Martian outpost when he was about 19 too.

[kimmerspixelated]

40. There were two Bush's (Dubya)- The dummy

and the dummy.

No one could tell them apart.

But clearly one was a clone.

[backtoblue]

45. ***nods***

There was DEFINITELY a dummy for the dummy....lets just pray one of the two wasn't cloned!!!

[kimmerspixelated]

41. One of the sixth cousins to LBJ

is ME! Moi!

It really is the truth!

[MrMickeysMom]

42. Well, Congratulations, mods...

I don't know what I'm more disappointed with - the fact that this group thread reads like people who walked into the "wrong place"... or an opportunity to throw mud on anything that has to do with unsolved murders, where an assassination of JFK is thrown in the same pile as other absurdities.

Bad move.

[Ecumenist]

43. Sissy Spacek and Rip Torn are my cousins 3X removed and ....wait for it

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I'm black !! It's technically true as my husband is related to both of them by blood.

[kimmerspixelated]

52. It's okay...

Really it is.. You came in late and aren't aware of our little...joke??

[Why Syzygy]

53. You are free

to avoid this group. Or stay if you like.

We all know the score on this thread. It is big time tongue in cheek.

Perceptions can be very misleading. And that's no Creative Speculation. However, it might be a cautionary tale before you decide to jump into something else you don't understand. The next misunderstood bunch may not be as good natured as we are.

[MrMickeysMom]

54. Speak for yourself...

Your post is "you", not "we", is it not?

No, I didn't see the joke. That's probably my confusion over DU3 (not so tasty as it used to be).

[Celebration]

55. Here

"We" are all "We."

And "we" all have a sense of humor.

[Why Syzygy]

56. No, it's 'we'

as in those of us who have actually posted in this group before. Obviously I wasn't including you.

DU3 is a cluster frack. Our group (ASAH) is getting a lot of people trolling through; which we did not have before the switch.

"WE" is This Group, ASAH.

edit to add: 'We' suspect that our threads are showing up on the Latest Threads. We've asked to be excluded. It isn't as though people have gone looking for us. Is it? How did you find us (ASAH)?

[MrMickeysMom]

65. Actually, I have often posted to ASAH, so I don't know what you mean...

... that I'd be trolling through.

This place has gotten sprinkled with less spirituality and alternative stuff and more snark, that's for sure.

[Sanity Claws]

57. This post is an inside joke

Regulars at ASAH know the basis of the OP. The regulars at ASAH are "we."

We welcome new regulars so long as they are friendly, act politely, and are accepting of others.

[backtoblue]

64. That's right!

Everyone's welcome, but a newcomer who hasn't been around much may not understand our silly and fun threads or the reasons behind them.

to you Sanity and to ASAH!!!!


Love, Peace, and Humor!!!

[MrMickeysMom]

66. That is good advice for anyone...

ANYONE

[Proud_Lefty]

67. It's so hard not to respond

Why do you have a problem with the jester of this thread? All I can say is CHILL. Life is only as serious as you make it.

[MrMickeysMom]

69. Okay... I will

[Proud_Lefty]

70. Sorry, MMM

[MrMickeysMom]

71. Yeah, me too...

If only the rest of public officials can play as we do.

[Proud_Lefty]

72. Ah, you just solve it!

Now, if the rest of us can figure it out, we'd be in such a better place! Thank you.

[backtoblue]

44. watching too much tv brainwashes you and turns your brain to mush

[Celebration]

46. but don't forget

The government has control over the satellites and programs our minds when we watch cable, through secret brainwashing frequencies and subliminal suggestions.

This is why Bush won this election

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/americas/2000/us_elections/election_news/923335.stm

The images were associated with brainwave frequencies sent over by cable through the ad, and imprinted on our brain, set to go off on election day.

[Sanity Claws]

47. That's why we need tinfoil hats, right?

Will aluminum foil do? You can make a shiny, pretty hat with aluminum foil.

[Celebration]

58. they MAY help

Not sure if that has been scientifically proven though.

[Sanity Claws]

59. But is there anecdotal support?

I can't wait for science to catch up !

[Celebration]

61. I haven't actually tried a tin foil hat!

I am more into wearing head pyramids. They seem to be somewhat protective. And it is easier to meditate under a pyramid.

[backtoblue]

62. My house has a tin roof

Maybe it'll work!

[Why Syzygy]

50. HAARP

is gonna get you.

[kentauros]

51. Camtrails!

[Celebration]

60. I see some sacred geometry in these

The Golden Mean is embedded somewhere in there!

[Sanity Claws]

68. Project Blue Beam!

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Project_Blue_Beam

[DeSwiss]

73. ''Ye shall know the TRUTH.....

...and the TRUTH shall set ye free.''

- And then after we know it, it's up to us what happens next......