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A HERETIC I AM

(24,601 posts)
Thu Sep 14, 2017, 12:51 PM Sep 2017

Ya'll better watch the fuck out.

Last edited Thu Sep 14, 2017, 07:31 PM - Edit history (1)

This is the most hosted group in the history of hosting groups.

twenty fucking six, count 'em, 26 hosts. (OK....It's 29 now, BUT COUNT THEM, DAMMIT!)

You do or say something that isn't funny or on topic, and one of us will find you, stalk you and come over to your house and shave your cat.

If you don't have a cat, your dog then.

If you have a hairless pet, well.....we will do a bad ass ring-and-run. You'll hate it.



SO WATCH OUT!

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Ya'll better watch the fuck out. (Original Post) A HERETIC I AM Sep 2017 OP
beware... Binkie The Clown Sep 2017 #1
Come to my house to shave my cat . . . fleur-de-lisa Sep 2017 #2
I'll just leave this here; A HERETIC I AM Sep 2017 #5
Thank you! fleur-de-lisa Sep 2017 #7
It's what I live for. A HERETIC I AM Sep 2017 #9
/ underpants Sep 2017 #14
"JESUS LEANS IN FOR THE PITCH....... A HERETIC I AM Sep 2017 #23
Jesus Saves Leith Sep 2017 #29
Jesus now plays in the English Premier League muriel_volestrangler Sep 2017 #35
I can't tell you how many times I've read your posts... Orrex Sep 2017 #3
Just remember.... A HERETIC I AM Sep 2017 #6
Whoa! Orrex Sep 2017 #8
Here's to the group that boasts the most hosts! Orrex Sep 2017 #4
This wouldn't even be necessary if we weren't so frequently invaded by people telling us what to do. trotsky Sep 2017 #10
Don't do that, Trotsky. A HERETIC I AM Sep 2017 #11
Wish I could recommend this post. beam me up scottie Sep 2017 #27
We already added 3 more hosts since you made your post LostOne4Ever Sep 2017 #12
Good. Max this mofo out! A HERETIC I AM Sep 2017 #13
26, you say? underpants Sep 2017 #15
That's funny mountain grammy Sep 2017 #24
Why has this never occurred to me before? Croney Sep 2017 #26
Please do come shave my cat! TeapotInATempest Sep 2017 #16
You have to be really naughty before the Cat Shaving Brigade springs into action. A HERETIC I AM Sep 2017 #17
I blame Krampus Warren DeMontague Sep 2017 #18
I shaved all the pets and broke the doorbell. Voltaire2 Sep 2017 #19
We hate you to pieces for disturbing the force A HERETIC I AM Sep 2017 #21
yo dawg Heddi Sep 2017 #20
Yes...but I am but a mid-level host..... A HERETIC I AM Sep 2017 #22
... beam me up scottie Sep 2017 #25
Oh my god, that's hilarious. Iggo Sep 2017 #28
How Do We See How Many Hosts There Are? Leith Sep 2017 #30
When you are on the group page... A HERETIC I AM Sep 2017 #31
Ah! Cool - Thanks! Leith Sep 2017 #32
I am feeling left out. PassingFair Sep 2017 #33
Of course they're sketchy... A HERETIC I AM Sep 2017 #34
I'm not entirely convinced truebrit71 counts as a host muriel_volestrangler Sep 2017 #36
He's just playing possum A HERETIC I AM Sep 2017 #37

fleur-de-lisa

(14,674 posts)
2. Come to my house to shave my cat . . .
Thu Sep 14, 2017, 01:04 PM
Sep 2017

I dare ya! You will be begging Gawd for . . . wait . . . how is this OP on topic?

I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster . . . is that kosher in this forum?

A HERETIC I AM

(24,601 posts)
23. "JESUS LEANS IN FOR THE PITCH.......
Thu Sep 14, 2017, 07:34 PM
Sep 2017

AND IT'S A SOLID FROZEN ROPE TO THE LEFT FIELD WALL!!!!





Leith

(7,855 posts)
29. Jesus Saves
Sun Sep 17, 2017, 11:34 PM
Sep 2017

But Gretzky gets it on the rebound, skates a bit to the left. He shoots! He SCORES!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLL!

muriel_volestrangler

(102,633 posts)
35. Jesus now plays in the English Premier League
Sun Sep 24, 2017, 05:05 AM
Sep 2017

Jesus scores! 11 times!

Manchester City have never lost with him playing. Coincidence? I think not.

https://www.premierleague.com/players/19680/Gabriel-Jesus/stats

Orrex

(64,222 posts)
3. I can't tell you how many times I've read your posts...
Thu Sep 14, 2017, 01:04 PM
Sep 2017

and tried desperately to see your name as a palindrome.

So close. So close.

trotsky

(49,533 posts)
10. This wouldn't even be necessary if we weren't so frequently invaded by people telling us what to do.
Thu Sep 14, 2017, 01:14 PM
Sep 2017

Some misguided soul might occasionally wander into the LGBT group to "straight-splain" things - they'd be completely in the wrong and shown the door.

But LOTS of people seem to feel perfectly fine barging in here and telling all us mean old atheists what we're doing wrong, and how we're supposed to behave (deferentially to the fine believin' folk, of course).

Fortunately our block list in this group seems to have a high correlation with accounts that are Flagged for Review, or tombstoned, so it seems a lot of the people who barge in here had problems in general with behaving.

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
27. Wish I could recommend this post.
Fri Sep 15, 2017, 02:29 PM
Sep 2017

Especially that last paragraph. As a group we've been extremely tolerant, imo.

Croney

(4,926 posts)
26. Why has this never occurred to me before?
Fri Sep 15, 2017, 08:00 AM
Sep 2017

It's like how in a sitcom, the family sits around the dinner table all facing the camera, with an empty chairback at the front.

TeapotInATempest

(804 posts)
16. Please do come shave my cat!
Thu Sep 14, 2017, 01:52 PM
Sep 2017

Ok, that sounds dirty but seriously, he's a long-haired cat who sheds constantly and makes my eyes itch.

(Leave it to me to both miss the point and go off-topic. )

A HERETIC I AM

(24,601 posts)
22. Yes...but I am but a mid-level host.....
Thu Sep 14, 2017, 07:27 PM
Sep 2017

So I'm the guy who walks down the long corridor with a stack of hosting host stuff, beseeching an audience with the hosts above me.




OK...the heels and the bear are a bit much, but you get the idea

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)
25. ...
Fri Sep 15, 2017, 07:31 AM
Sep 2017

Last edited Fri Sep 15, 2017, 01:48 PM - Edit history (1)








Sarcasm disclaimer: the op is nothing like Cartman, we are friends. This sarcasm is a side dish complimenting the main dish of well prepared sarcasm. We atheists live on it.

Leith

(7,855 posts)
30. How Do We See How Many Hosts There Are?
Sun Sep 17, 2017, 11:36 PM
Sep 2017

I really haven't done much button clicking. Funny things happen when I click some of them.

A HERETIC I AM

(24,601 posts)
31. When you are on the group page...
Mon Sep 18, 2017, 04:05 AM
Sep 2017

Where you can see all the threads, look at the top and find "About This Group"

Click that and you'll see the list of hosts

muriel_volestrangler

(102,633 posts)
36. I'm not entirely convinced truebrit71 counts as a host
Sun Sep 24, 2017, 05:10 AM
Sep 2017

given his ... robust ... Goodbye Cruel World message on his profile.

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