Never fails to put a smile on my face...

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good old Monty Python.

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1. Man did they have some good bits.

And Life of Brian is just a tour de force against religion.

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2. Please don't egg me on...

...

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3. Men...pretending to be women...pretending to be men...all the while...

...mocking the great idiocy...

LOL all day long....

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4. "Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell you."

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5. Forgive us oh lord for this our dreadful toadying!

And barefaced flattery.

But You are so strong and, well, just so super.

Fantastic.

Amen.

Now, two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant. Now, some of you may feel that the cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the school, but I would remind you that it was presented to us by the Corporation of the town of Sudbury to commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Sudbury area who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British. So, from now on, the cormorant is strictly out of bounds! Oh, and Jenkins, apparently your mother died this morning. Chaplain.

O Lord, please don't burn us.
Don't grill or toast Your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don't lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat.
Don't fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick Thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat.

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6. No one expects...