In the You Can't Make this Shit Up Department

[Brainstormy]

Alabama auditor invokes (adult) Joseph and (very young virgin) Mary to defend Roy Moore against allegations of molesting a teen.

Link here: http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/alabama-state-auditor-defends-roy-moore-against-sexual-allegations-invokes-mary-and-joseph/article/2640217


But tell me if you don't think there were better defenses. I mean David was a rapist and God made him a king. Abraham pimped his own wife and fathered a great nation. Lot did it with his daughters, possibly becoming his own father-in-law. Examples abound. Why didn't he just say, God is perfectly OK with all manner of sick hanky panky.

[Corvo Bianco]

1. Should woulda coulda. It's all the same!

Pedophiles suck. Yes, even if they're God.

[Doreen]

2. This is just all so plain sick sick sick.

[lapfog_1]

3. Not part of the 10 commandments

so it's right with God!

[forgotmylogin]

4. God is okay with it...

BUT NO GAY STUFF.

[Angry Dragon]

5. Sarah pimped out her maid

[Angry Dragon]

6. God was the one who raped Mary

And Ziegler would have been pissed if it was one of his children

[Brainstormy]

7. good point! n/t

[rurallib]

8. you owe me a key board!

note to self - swallow then open the OP

[RussBLib]

9. as long as Moore waves his Bible around

the good people of Alabama are just fine with whatever Moore did or does.

Pretty fucking sad that all you have to do is thump the Bible and tons of people love you