The Pros And Cons Of Vaccinating Children

[mr blur]

The anti-vaccination movement has grown increasingly vocal in recent years, with a variety of organizations and public figures attempting to convince parents that immunizing their children presents more risks than benefits. Here are the cases for and against vaccinating children:

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Relax, it's The Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-pros-and-cons-of-vaccinating-children,35731/

[Ron Obvious]

1. LOL

PROS

Helps out pharmaceutical industry
Get to puncture child with needle

I can think of several people for whom this article would be too subtle. On both sides of the "debate", alas.

[LeftishBrit]

2. Also, if you get vaccinated

the government will inject you with chips to enable them to spy on you (as though they couldn't spy on you otherwise!)/ will put the Mark of the Beast on you/ will herd you into FEMA camps and declare marshal (sic) law/ are in any case using vaccinations to kill people and thin the herd.