"specially developed inner protrusions"

[greyl]

I mean, come on. This whiskey glass description on Amazon:

CONCAVE outer rim formed to fit the lower lip of the mouth elegantly
REDUCES ethanol burn through specially developed inner protrusions
REFINED with master distiller Jim McEwan over the course of a four day workshop.

https://amzn.to/2Wz8oJQ

Norlan Whisky Glass, Set of 2

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I suppose it was designed for pretentious sorts who think it makes what they're drinking

taste better than varnish remover.

[TexasBushwhacker]

2. Because there's a sucker born every minute n/t

[progressoid]

3. So this isn't the way to drink whiskey?

[Iggo]

4. It's whiskey.

Slug it and move on.