Buddhist joke

[bif]

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
Because they don't have any attachments.

[Stargazer99]

1. My friend a Buddhist will laugh at this one-thanks for the chuckle

[bif]

2. You're welcome!

[twodogsbarking]

3. What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything. An oldie but still gouda.

[bif]

4. And then...

He hands the vendor a 20-dollar bill. After a bit he says, "Where's my change?" The vendor responds, "Change comes from within."

In the version I heard it was the Dalai Lama.

[twodogsbarking]

5. I had forgotten Grasshooper.

[SeattleVet]

6. It didn't go so well with the Dalai Lama in Australia...