JD Vance announces he is joining second lady on trip to Greenland - NBC News

[TexasTowelie]

Vice President JD Vance announced on X that he will join his wife, second lady Usha Vance, as part of a U.S. delegation to Greenland. Vance will be visiting American service members to have a briefing on arctic security. NBC News' Peter Alexander reports on how the intentions of the trip have changed since the second lady's initial trip announcement.

[Skittles]

1. because it will be so EXCITING!!

can you say WASTE OF TAXPAYER MONEY?

he's such a FUCKING WORM

[Blues Heron]

2. dude your not welcome there, dont be rude

[JBTaurus83]

3. Distraction

From his Signal group chat. They will flood the zone again and change the narrative.

[HoosierDebbie]

9. Good time to get out of Dodge

[BOSSHOG]

4. The only person threatening Greenland

Is trump. I’m confident the fake hillbilly will make the matter worse. For us. Leave those people be. By Christmas every decent human being on the planet will hate us.

[chowmama]

5. Is he assuming that the officials wouldn't dare refuse to meet with him?

I think he's going to find otherwise. I don't think they'd meet with the Terracotta Toddler at this point.

[bucolic_frolic]

6. He didn't understand Vermont. /nt

[Hotler]

7. Shouldn't even let them off the plane. Refuel and go back. nt

[Norrrm]

8. He can meet with the homeless people that got a free meal and free hat from Trump Jr.

Maybe even the drug dealer that Trump bragged about who favored America taking over Greenland.

[soldierant]

10. That might be a very good thing.....

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/greenland-appoints-special-envoy