Trump's DEATH TRAP Fair Almost Kills Everyone- Mockler

[MagaSmash]

[doc03]

1. Come on you can't blame Trump for the weather.

[rampartd]

2. does he declare a disaster and give a few billion to his contractors?

[buzzycrumbhunger]

3. I'm sure the weather was just the excuse

No doubt the Moron in Chief simply lost all interest in this fiasco since the only news it gets is how pathetic it is. He’s on to the next impulse to proclaim his “greatness,” damn the financial cost.

[Wiz Imp]

4. He'll care about it tomorrow.

He'll probably claim there were 1 million peope there to hear his speech. I'm predicting a few thousand at most. The mall, however will be more crowded due to people going there to watch the fireworks, not to listen to Trump. Perhaps the warning that the fireworks will create serious air pollution issues will keep people away.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

5. This just in :)

Hot off the fb feed: SAD NEWS – The Great American State Fair has postponed its most anticipated attraction, a fully staged assassination, after organizers determined that a crowd of eleven people and a youth brass ensemble could not deliver the reaction shots the moment required. Spokesman Brent Halloway explained that there was no one to gasp and no one to sob into a flag, which is really the whole point. Ticket holders who drove in specifically for the two o'clock are now demanding refunds and validated parking. The President maintains the crowd was packed with at least 45,000 people, a figure independent estimates place somewhat closer to eleven.