TRUMP'S KENNEDY STORE - Parody Project

[Rhiannon12866]

Just a little ditty to update you on Trump's hostile takeover of The Kennedy Center. If you look in their mission statement you'll see that their purpose is to celebrate the diversity of America with the arts. Trump hates that shit.

Executive Producers Don Caron and Jerry Pender


LYRICS by Don Caron

Trump marched in with a smirk on his face
This woke Arts Center is a big disgrace
Grabbed the mic and said I'm takin' the throne
Gonna make it hot and white as a bone

Gotta rework this lame artistic show
The DEI and the Woke's all gotta go
Whiter than bleach-white teeth in a row
The Kennedy Center's new CEO

Change the shows to all classical rock
Ban poetry nights, they can take a walk
Paint over anything that looks too gay
Put a chandelier above a golden bidet

Gotta rework this lame artistic show
The DEI and the Woke's all gotta go
Whiter than bleach-white teeth in a row
The Kennedy Center's new CEO

He put on a tux with a shiny gold crest
Said we're dressin' fancy forget the rest
Gonna fix this place with all my smarts
Get it ready to be the Trump Center for the Arts

Opened the gala with a dance and a wave
Claimed he saved art from the woke enclave
His Statue and some merch on every floor
Welcome to Trump's Kennedy Store

[The Wizard]

1. It was Goering

who stole Europe's art. You can look it up.