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Dave says

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42. I'll be very happy to make it to 80

Thu Dec 12, 2024, 06:46 PM

14 hrs ago

I, too, want to be old, decrepit, opinionated, cranky, shout at the TV, nap all the time, and pee every hour on the hour.

They better leave Social Security and Medicare alone!

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Thoughts on turning 80 [View all] AverageOldGuy 15 hrs ago OP

Happy birthday! Lulu KC 15 hrs ago #1

Happy Birthday! Iris 15 hrs ago #2

I'll be 80 next August. Thanks for the head's-up. Glorfindel 15 hrs ago #3

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Happy Birthday! Dennis Donovan 15 hrs ago #4

Happy 80th Birthday! Congratulations, too. livetohike 15 hrs ago #5

Happy Birthday to you! 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂 Trellastic 15 hrs ago #6

Very Happy Birthday! FalloutShelter 15 hrs ago #7

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I WAS JUST COMPLAINING TODAY ABOUT MY EARLY ONSET RIGOR MORTIS! Karadeniz 15 hrs ago #9

If your rigor mortis lasts more than 4 hours... NewLarry 14 hrs ago #31

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Happy Birthday, AverageOldGuy! Diamond_Dog 15 hrs ago #16

You gotta laugh. A good attitude is important. I'm right behind you and surprised how good I feel. surfered 15 hrs ago #17

Happy Birthday. Enjoy. sinkingfeeling 15 hrs ago #18

Best wishes on your milestone. Those who live the longest win the most prizes 🎂🍧🧁🍿🍰🎉👏 Deuxcents 15 hrs ago #19

lol Meowmee 15 hrs ago #20

Happy Birthday!! So long as you can get to the bathroom on your own and know what it's for, you're good. LoisB 15 hrs ago #21

Love it! Happy Birthday! Phentex 14 hrs ago #22

Happy Birthday on this milestone! La Coliniere 14 hrs ago #23

Something to look forward to! Happy birthday! nolabear 14 hrs ago #24

Preach. N/T Tom Dyer 14 hrs ago #25

Happy Birthday! Joinfortmill 14 hrs ago #26

Happy 80th, AverageOldGuy! SheltieLover 14 hrs ago #27

Congrats to all 80 year olds! Nt spooky3 14 hrs ago #28

Happy Birthday, AverageOldGuy! ancianita 14 hrs ago #29

80 is better than the average old guy. Congrats AverageOldGuy! . . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz 14 hrs ago #30

CONGRATULATIONS! I'm almost there. usonian 14 hrs ago #32

Good, it's important to have a routine. Xavier Breath 14 hrs ago #33

Happy Birthday! mountain grammy 14 hrs ago #34

me too! Be The Light 14 hrs ago #35

Boy am i glad i think 80 is a time Figarosmom 14 hrs ago #36

Happy Birthday irisblue 14 hrs ago #37

I'm 81.... and right there with you. Only with more swearing... albacore 14 hrs ago #38

Happy Birthday! May all your pees go well. Solly Mack 14 hrs ago #40

Happy birthday! madinmaryland 14 hrs ago #41

I'll be very happy to make it to 80 Dave says 14 hrs ago #42

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - and- I appreciate the perspective from which you speak. Blast The Plasmatics and annoy your neighbors! NBachers 14 hrs ago #43

Happy Birthday!! 80 is fun if you do it right. Srkdqltr 14 hrs ago #44

Happy Birthday senseandsensibility 14 hrs ago #45

Sounds like fun times AOG 🤪 Clouds Passing 13 hrs ago #46

A very Happy Birthday to you AverageOldGuy! lucca18 13 hrs ago #47

Happy Happy Birthday!! Hope22 13 hrs ago #48

I loved the 80s.... the 1980s that is. HapPEE Birthday. IcyPeas 13 hrs ago #49

Happy Birthday Average Old Guy! Permanut 13 hrs ago #50

Happy Bday - I'm 74 and pee anytime I hear water running 😁 walkingman 13 hrs ago #51

You've earned it 👍 dchill 13 hrs ago #52

Happy birthday. NT mahatmakanejeeves 13 hrs ago #53

Damn, I'm only 78 and I'm already acting like an 80 year old. patphil 13 hrs ago #54

Happy Birthday! barbtries 12 hrs ago #55

I'm doing that next July MineralMan 12 hrs ago #56

Happy Birthday! 2naSalit 12 hrs ago #57

Happy Birthday! Eko 12 hrs ago #58

Happy Birthday. Now get off my lawn. I'll check adverb I go pee. Stinky The Clown 11 hrs ago #59

Happy Birthday, youngster! JohnnyLib2 10 hrs ago #60

You pee on the hour? RainCaster 10 hrs ago #61

Happy birthday! AuntieKatie 10 hrs ago #62

Aawww - Happy Birthday! Party Hearty! 3catwoman3 10 hrs ago #63

Old age is a privilege not everyone gets to experience. Shambala 10 hrs ago #64

Happy Birthday IbogaProject 10 hrs ago #65

Happy Birthday! TBF 10 hrs ago #66

Congratulations on your 80th Birthday! summer_in_TX 9 hrs ago #67

Happy birthday! H2O Man 9 hrs ago #68

Another happy birthday! DFW 9 hrs ago #69

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Happy birthday! My little dog shares a birthday with you. LearnedHand 7 hrs ago #76

Forever young, KitFox 7 hrs ago #77

Happy belated birthday! blogslug 6 hrs ago #78

Happy Birthday. applegrove 6 hrs ago #79

Happy Birthday AOG Buddyzbuddy 6 hrs ago #80

Stuck around through another full orbit, well done! 0rganism 6 hrs ago #81

Best wishes for your new year, (I just turned 77 today, Friday the 13th) nt AnotherDreamWeaver 3 hrs ago #82

🎁🎂🎉🥂💐😘🌞Happy belated birthday, AOG. ... littlemissmartypants 2 hrs ago #83

Happy Birthday 🎉 Emile 2 hrs ago #84

My mother turned eighty a few days ago. OldBaldy1701E 1 hr ago #85

Just for you. Hotler 1 hr ago #86

Happy B'day #80. (80 is the new 70, don't ya know?) Liberal In Texas 1 hr ago #87

Happy Birthday...🎉🎉🎉 MiHale 1 hr ago #88

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That's priceless! Happy Birthday! Vinca 56 min ago #90

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