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underpants

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3. Judge: What crine did this person probably commit?

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Wed Apr 9, 2025, 06:22 PM

Apr 2025

Prosecutor: Average crime
Judge: What say ye?
Defendant: What? I don’t even know what Average crime is.
Judge: Ignorance of the law is no excuse. GUILTY! (gavel). Next?

Prosecutor (nods towards the next defendant in the long line): Average crime
Judge: So…hmm… you too huh?

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