Kristi Noem's rise to Homeland Security secretary may have more to do with performance than anything else.

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12. I would guess whoever handed her that rifle, ...

... checked and double-checked that there was no ammunition in it or near it.

And, if they were smart, they re-assembled it without a firing pin or some other vital part.

Here, sweetie, this'll make you look tough as nails.