Trump to receive coveted Pixie and Dixie and Mr. Jinks "I HATE MEECES TO PIECES" Award for Iran strikes [View all]
BREAKING NEWS, WASHINGTON DC - Senator Lindsey Graham, in partnership with Senator Markwayne Mullin, has successfully reached out to the Pixie and Dixie and Mr Jinks Committee, who have agreed to honor Donald Trump with their prestigious and highly coveted "I Hate Meeces To Pieces" award for his bold and decisive leadership in doing an end run around Congress and starting a war in Iran.
Senator Mullin explained that "Democrats are refusing to thank President Trump for his bravery and courage and elephantine testicles in ignoring our Trilateral form of government and saying "Blow me" to Congress as he went full rogue and dropped bombs on Iran. I mean, that is so...it's so..."
"HOT?" Asked Senator Graham, finishing Mullin's sentence.
The award is given each year to individuals who really hate meeces. Senator Graham interjected "Sure...Khamenei wasn't a meece, but who knows what lurked under that turban? Could have been mouse ears. So this covers all the bases."
Asked why they didn't attempt to curry favor with Committees who deal with humans, rather than cartoon mice, Mullin pointed "LOOK! OVER THERE!" and the duo ran off before reporters could ask additional questions.
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