Gee, all that failure in China. Two rows of men staring at each other and

[underpants]

1. As I heard on NPR, Trump IS their China desk

Because he knows eeeeeeverything.

I saw this summary/analysis here yesterday

But, in reality, Trump has left with zero tangible progress or diplomatic achievements. He failed to stand up to China on Taiwan or rare earth minerals, sold out American farmers, and secured only one deal, which fell short of expectations and tanked Boeing’s stock price.