Joe Rogan's "popularity" is evidence that America...and possibly the entire fucking world has not only crashed through the Looking Glass, but we are now using the broken shards to slit our fucking wrists.
Every fiber of my being, from the deepest depths of my soul, to the tips of my male nipples in the frozen-food section at Harris Teeter, knows with a crystalline, pure spar certainty, that I should NOT BE REQUIRED to give ONE-FUCK what this soulless, hell spawn "Netherworld Ken-doll" has to say about fucking anything
My intellect, my psyche, my conscience, my decency and grace...all tell me that I shouldn't even be required to know who in the fuck these people are.
I know that these lifeless, grifting, vapid, empty vessels deserve NOT ONE NANO-SECOND of my serious thoughts.
These spray-on-tan, Loreal of "Bakersfield", plastic, Axe-Body Spray wearing morons SHOULD BE THE MOST FUCKING INSIGNIFICANT PEOPLE WE EVER ENCOUNTER in our lives.
Their impact on our lives should have the same effect of a fucking gnat blocking the path of a charging rhino.
I will NEVER forgive fucking braindead morons that listen to his fucking worthless opinions, and now assume that I, because millions of morons kiss his taint, am required to take seriously A FUCKING BUNCH OF IGNORANT FUCKSTICKS that should NEVER be taken seriously.
JFC! Millions of fucking morons bought painted little rocks with "googlie eyes" glued on them, because someone thought they were cool.
Seriously, once upon a time, someone became a fucking millionaire by selling Americans Pet "fucking" Rocks.
Joe Rogan and the "bag of dicks" that support him, are like dog-shit stuck in the grooves of your tennis shoes.
What the actual fuck!!?? Am I now supposed to take advice on vaccine efficacy from a former bikini model, because they have a million followers on Facebook????
Oh.....NEVERMIND!!!!