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jmowreader

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3. This could go badly

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Tue Jun 16, 2026, 02:27 PM

Tuesday

"Sam, come to the front and tell us your hackathon project!"

"Mr. Zuckerberg, for my hackathon project I hacked into our employee database. I terminated you, marked your file 'rehire ineligible,' deactivated your security badge and distributed your Meta stock holdings to our lowest-level employees before notifying the police that you're committing criminal trespass on company property and filing for a 72-hour psychiatric hold for you. You're welcome. Do I win the prize?"

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