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jmowreader

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13. Let me guess...

Reply to riversedge (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 12:00 AM

23 hrs ago

An hour before he arrives at your location, an aide walks into the room with a dozen shot glasses and two bottles of this bourbon.

"What's this for?"
"The FBI Director is going to be here in an hour. What you need to do is get all your senior staff into this room and drain both these bottles before he arrives. You'll thank me later."
"What happens if the Secretary of Defense is with him?"
"Then we bring you four bottles."

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Kash Patel's Personalized Bourbon Stash [View all] riversedge Yesterday OP

"He and his team have transported the whiskey using a DOJ plane, including when he went to Milan during the Olympics in riversedge Yesterday #1

Noem traveled with her comfort blanket ToxMarz 15 hrs ago #19

+1 dalton99a 4 hrs ago #24

This is his signature? underpants Yesterday #2

Kash a lush and hegseth a Christian nationalist lush vapor2 Yesterday #3

This might be a bit too much for even TrumpenFuhrer. NoMoreRepugs Yesterday #4

I hope he's buying that with personal funds. COL Mustard Yesterday #12

Handy way to always keep a stash in your office. tanyev Yesterday #5

Stash o' Kash..... BattleRow Yesterday #8

Good gawd. He's headed for a prison cell eventually... And well-deserved. hlthe2b Yesterday #6

Kash Patel's Personalized Bourbon Stash (gift link) LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #7

Don't give Whiskey Pete any ideas. Sneederbunk Yesterday #9

When you have a drunken frat boy running the FBI..... AZ8theist Yesterday #10

What the hell? EndlessMaze Yesterday #11

Let me guess... jmowreader 23 hrs ago #13

And wasn't Trump traumatized by alcoholism after losing his brother? And doesn't drink. Strange that he keeps staffing riversedge 22 hrs ago #14

Next up popsdenver 22 hrs ago #15

only to white people rurallib 15 hrs ago #18

Every couple of days now I see a story and think, "How can this be real?". LudwigPastorius 21 hrs ago #16

o/ It's not unusual... o/ moonbatmax 17 hrs ago #17

MaddowBlog-Kash Patel's personally branded liquor bottles create new challenge for FBI director LetMyPeopleVote 11 hrs ago #20

Fuckin drunk Clouds Passing 11 hrs ago #21

Well, no more Woodford Reserve for me. maxsolomon 10 hrs ago #22

Happy to report I don't drink that shit. Aristus 10 hrs ago #23

Fucking sleazebag dalton99a 4 hrs ago #25

Woodford Reserve loses another customer Blue Owl 3 hrs ago #26

May be cheaper than gas soon surfered 3 hrs ago #27

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