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12. ...and one of those fancy computerized golf screens,

Sat May 16, 2026, 07:46 AM

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where one can play numerous courses. Pretty sure someone can rig all of his shots to go straight down the middle and all of his putts go in the hole.

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White House Reveals Secret New Hospital for Trump, 79 [View all] BumRushDaShow 16 hrs ago OP

Blanche preaching sympathy is a special form of evil bucolic_frolic 16 hrs ago #1

Grumpy needs to be on life support Onthefly 16 hrs ago #2

They admit the "ballroom" won't be finished till September, 2028. (What construction project is ever completed on time?) sop 14 hrs ago #7

WTH is wrong with Walter Reed anyway? RandomNumbers 8 hrs ago #60

Trump can build his "state of the art hospital and medical facility" inside the White House, but there's no way sop 7 hrs ago #67

Nothing. But NOW he'd be able to get his "treatments" & we'd never know. Callie1979 7 hrs ago #69

Trump doesn't like soldiers who got shot, and Walter Reed is full of them jmowreader 4 hrs ago #81

He thinks, and is convinced, that the world revolves around him. Initech 4 hrs ago #83

"Grumpy needs to be on life support" Dave Id 14 hrs ago #13

Perhaps they made a deal with the Chinese not fooled 10 hrs ago #49

Preservation facilities INSIDE the bunker? Grokenstein 16 hrs ago #3

I'm getting (preserved) Lenin vibes BumRushDaShow 13 hrs ago #19

I'm getting "They Saved Hitler's Brain" vibes. nt eppur_se_muova 10 hrs ago #47

But the cavity where 45's brain should be BumRushDaShow 9 hrs ago #53

Weekend At Bernie's Hospital Attilatheblond 11 hrs ago #38

It will be an entirely self contained bunker. Irish_Dem 16 hrs ago #4

Next we'll find out that they're building a McDonald's into the basement. (n/t) thesquanderer 15 hrs ago #6

...and one of those fancy computerized golf screens, gab13by13 14 hrs ago #12

Like virtual golf? ananda 12 hrs ago #29

AI-driven virtual golf ... JustABozoOnThisBus 8 hrs ago #66

Speaking of Mickey Ds blue_jay 3 hrs ago #85

Cool as long as we never have to see him again... hopefully can ignore his stupid posts LymphocyteLover 14 hrs ago #15

THIS! A place to take and keep control radical noodle 12 hrs ago #30

Yes even a special entrance for the hookers. Irish_Dem 12 hrs ago #32

I'd guess there will just be special rooms for them radical noodle 12 hrs ago #33

Easily cleaned lonely bird 9 hrs ago #58

The next cost addition will be for the underground golf course Attilatheblond 11 hrs ago #39

Don't forget the illegal drug drop spot. Irish_Dem 4 hrs ago #80

Out here in the world if plans of this magnitude were started Hope22 15 hrs ago #5

I picture the "Dirty Dozen" running through doc03 14 hrs ago #8

That's a good one! paleotn 14 hrs ago #16

Indeed! calimary 11 hrs ago #44

Subtitle Roy Rolling 14 hrs ago #9

A very Traildogbob 11 hrs ago #46

That's another good one! calimary 8 hrs ago #65

Wait . . . what????? Are we suddenly going to house the felon in a gilded nursing home forever and ever and ever????? Vinca 14 hrs ago #10

yeah, fuck that. (makes me think of the movie Dave) nt orleans 6 hrs ago #72

This message was self-deleted by its author irisblue 14 hrs ago #11

Does it have "MedBeds"? LymphocyteLover 14 hrs ago #14

Won't be finished in time for him to leave the White House vertical or horizontal paleotn 13 hrs ago #17

Even better was this BumRushDaShow 13 hrs ago #23

Hope they preserve that pile of rubble. Fitting monument. Dixiegrrrl 9 hrs ago #55

That happened in 2021 BumRushDaShow 8 hrs ago #59

"$ecret" IbogaProject 13 hrs ago #18

State of the fart facility is more like it. Gas warfare at its deadliest. GreenWave 13 hrs ago #20

If trump needs hospitalization, he can go to Walter Reed like every other POTUS. MLWR 13 hrs ago #21

The noisy press keeps reporting on such trips and His Stinkiness doesn't like that Attilatheblond 11 hrs ago #40

I'd rather melm00se 13 hrs ago #22

His corpse should be thrown into a tank of acid tonekat 12 hrs ago #31

Fuhrerbunker. Make America Germany Again IronLionZion 12 hrs ago #24

A state of the art hospital? karynnj 12 hrs ago #25

Everyday, the idol worshippers want to preserve the dear leader fantasy Onthefly 12 hrs ago #27

In other words... COL Mustard 12 hrs ago #26

Next, use DOD money for a drone factory. Onthefly 12 hrs ago #28

State of the art hospital for one Attilatheblond 11 hrs ago #41

That's the truth! Bayard 9 hrs ago #57

State-of-the-art hospital for me; Medicare and Medicaid cuts for thee. Sogo 8 hrs ago #64

Like Berchtesgaden only no mountain to climb. Turbineguy 12 hrs ago #34

I thought this was an Onion article when I saw the title TBF 12 hrs ago #35

Trump Underground Mall... Escape 12 hrs ago #36

I fantasize about a torture chamber BigmanPigman 1 hr ago #88

Funeral Parlor gets my vote. twodogsbarking 12 hrs ago #37

NEXT: Trump demands new $200M White House parking garage for Trump's physicians/nurses/mausoleum staff dalton99a 11 hrs ago #42

The White House already has doctor's office, a medical staff, an x-ray machine, and supplies Botany 11 hrs ago #43

He is so vain Diamond_Dog 11 hrs ago #45

And that pedo wants Joe-and-Joette-Six-Pack to pay for it plus interests. Justice matters. 8 hrs ago #62

Nah, it's a 21st century torture chamber and crematorium. hunter 10 hrs ago #48

It's a cloning facility! Sweet Rosie Red 9 hrs ago #50

He is turning the white house into a compound to keep him completely away from the rabble AZLD4Candidate 9 hrs ago #51

Trump enjoys foisting these miserable construction Klarkashton 9 hrs ago #52

Leave it to Elon. Kid Berwyn 9 hrs ago #54

So this is where he'll be in January of 2029? flamingdem 9 hrs ago #56

'Why does Trump need a "state-of-the-art hospital and medical facilities" unless he's planning on staying?' J_William_Ryan 8 hrs ago #61

I say give him his own IV room, with bluestarone 8 hrs ago #63

Bleach! Kid Berwyn 6 hrs ago #70

WTAF??? That would be Walter Reed, you grifting fuckers! And OUR HOUSE niyad 7 hrs ago #68

A bunker buster will fix this just fine Sweet Rosie Red 6 hrs ago #71

- Lemon Lyman 6 hrs ago #73

holy shit! how perfect -- now they'll never have to tell us he's dead. nt orleans 6 hrs ago #74

They're finally gonna put him in a mental hospital! WestMichRad 6 hrs ago #75

A POTUS has access to several world class medical centers in DC. RandySF 6 hrs ago #76

Yeah Katcat 4 hrs ago #82

This is ludicrous! Hope22 6 hrs ago #77

I agree Rebl2 5 hrs ago #78

It's the fucking Fuhrerbunker. They're one and the same. Everything about this regime''s behavior since January of last Karasu 4 hrs ago #79

So, no money for the hospitals for the rest of us blue_jay 3 hrs ago #84

Walter Reed isn't good enough? eggplant 3 hrs ago #86

The ball room is Trump's 'good day - bad day' project. Aussie105 2 hrs ago #87