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67. Trump can build his "state of the art hospital and medical facility" inside the White House, but there's no way

Sat May 16, 2026, 02:10 PM

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they can staff such a facility. Doing so would require a full-time team of specialists, nurses, technicians and support staff on site. It would cost a fortune to have them just sitting around the White House doing nothing, waiting for the moment Trump suffers some life-threatening situation requiring immediate care.

Besides, each time there's been an attempted "assassination," Trump has been at a Bund rally, out on the golf course or some place other than the White House.

If Trump were to actually suffer a life-threatening event while at the residence (knock on wood), they'd have to first round up all the necessary specialists and staff, then rush them to his "state of the art hospital and medical facility." Hopefully, it would take hours. That's why hospitals like Walter Reed exist..

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White House Reveals Secret New Hospital for Trump, 79 [View all] BumRushDaShow Yesterday OP

Blanche preaching sympathy is a special form of evil bucolic_frolic Yesterday #1

Grumpy needs to be on life support Onthefly Yesterday #2

They admit the "ballroom" won't be finished till September, 2028. (What construction project is ever completed on time?) sop 23 hrs ago #7

WTH is wrong with Walter Reed anyway? RandomNumbers 17 hrs ago #60

Trump can build his "state of the art hospital and medical facility" inside the White House, but there's no way sop 16 hrs ago #67

Nothing. But NOW he'd be able to get his "treatments" & we'd never know. Callie1979 15 hrs ago #69

Trump doesn't like soldiers who got shot, and Walter Reed is full of them jmowreader 13 hrs ago #81

He thinks, and is convinced, that the world revolves around him. Initech 12 hrs ago #83

Also sounds like he NEVER wants to Leave Cha 6 hrs ago #93

"Grumpy needs to be on life support" Dave Id 22 hrs ago #13

Perhaps they made a deal with the Chinese not fooled 18 hrs ago #49

Preservation facilities INSIDE the bunker? Grokenstein Yesterday #3

I'm getting (preserved) Lenin vibes BumRushDaShow 22 hrs ago #19

I'm getting "They Saved Hitler's Brain" vibes. nt eppur_se_muova 19 hrs ago #47

But the cavity where 45's brain should be BumRushDaShow 18 hrs ago #53

Weekend At Bernie's Hospital Attilatheblond 20 hrs ago #38

It will be an entirely self contained bunker. Irish_Dem Yesterday #4

Next we'll find out that they're building a McDonald's into the basement. (n/t) thesquanderer 23 hrs ago #6

...and one of those fancy computerized golf screens, gab13by13 22 hrs ago #12

Like virtual golf? ananda 20 hrs ago #29

AI-driven virtual golf ... JustABozoOnThisBus 16 hrs ago #66

Speaking of Mickey Ds blue_jay 12 hrs ago #85

And a KFC for when he's tired of "hamburders." nt Ilsa 6 hrs ago #92

Cool as long as we never have to see him again... hopefully can ignore his stupid posts LymphocyteLover 22 hrs ago #15

THIS! A place to take and keep control radical noodle 20 hrs ago #30

Yes even a special entrance for the hookers. Irish_Dem 20 hrs ago #32

I'd guess there will just be special rooms for them radical noodle 20 hrs ago #33

Easily cleaned lonely bird 17 hrs ago #58

The next cost addition will be for the underground golf course Attilatheblond 20 hrs ago #39

Don't forget the illegal drug drop spot. Irish_Dem 13 hrs ago #80

Out here in the world if plans of this magnitude were started Hope22 23 hrs ago #5

I picture the "Dirty Dozen" running through doc03 23 hrs ago #8

That's a good one! paleotn 22 hrs ago #16

Indeed! calimary 19 hrs ago #44

Subtitle Roy Rolling 23 hrs ago #9

A very Traildogbob 19 hrs ago #46

That's another good one! calimary 16 hrs ago #65

Wait . . . what????? Are we suddenly going to house the felon in a gilded nursing home forever and ever and ever????? Vinca 23 hrs ago #10

yeah, fuck that. (makes me think of the movie Dave) nt orleans 15 hrs ago #72

This message was self-deleted by its author irisblue 23 hrs ago #11

Does it have "MedBeds"? LymphocyteLover 22 hrs ago #14

Won't be finished in time for him to leave the White House vertical or horizontal paleotn 22 hrs ago #17

Even better was this BumRushDaShow 21 hrs ago #23

Hope they preserve that pile of rubble. Fitting monument. Dixiegrrrl 18 hrs ago #55

That happened in 2021 BumRushDaShow 17 hrs ago #59

And then there was none. oasis 7 hrs ago #90

"$ecret" IbogaProject 22 hrs ago #18

State of the fart facility is more like it. Gas warfare at its deadliest. GreenWave 22 hrs ago #20

If trump needs hospitalization, he can go to Walter Reed like every other POTUS. MLWR 21 hrs ago #21

The noisy press keeps reporting on such trips and His Stinkiness doesn't like that Attilatheblond 20 hrs ago #40

I'd rather melm00se 21 hrs ago #22

His corpse should be thrown into a tank of acid tonekat 20 hrs ago #31

Fuhrerbunker. Make America Germany Again IronLionZion 21 hrs ago #24

A state of the art hospital? karynnj 21 hrs ago #25

Everyday, the idol worshippers want to preserve the dear leader fantasy Onthefly 21 hrs ago #27

In other words... COL Mustard 21 hrs ago #26

Next, use DOD money for a drone factory. Onthefly 21 hrs ago #28

State of the art hospital for one Attilatheblond 20 hrs ago #41

That's the truth! Bayard 17 hrs ago #57

State-of-the-art hospital for me; Medicare and Medicaid cuts for thee. Sogo 16 hrs ago #64

Like Berchtesgaden only no mountain to climb. Turbineguy 20 hrs ago #34

I thought this was an Onion article when I saw the title TBF 20 hrs ago #35

Trump Underground Mall... Escape 20 hrs ago #36

I fantasize about a torture chamber BigmanPigman 10 hrs ago #88

Funeral Parlor gets my vote. twodogsbarking 20 hrs ago #37

NEXT: Trump demands new $200M White House parking garage for Trump's physicians/nurses/mausoleum staff dalton99a 20 hrs ago #42

The White House already has doctor's office, a medical staff, an x-ray machine, and supplies Botany 20 hrs ago #43

He is so vain Diamond_Dog 19 hrs ago #45

And that pedo wants Joe-and-Joette-Six-Pack to pay for it plus interests. Justice matters. 17 hrs ago #62

Nah, it's a 21st century torture chamber and crematorium. hunter 18 hrs ago #48

It's a cloning facility! Sweet Rosie Red 18 hrs ago #50

He is turning the white house into a compound to keep him completely away from the rabble AZLD4Candidate 18 hrs ago #51

Trump enjoys foisting these miserable construction Klarkashton 18 hrs ago #52

Leave it to Elon. Kid Berwyn 18 hrs ago #54

So this is where he'll be in January of 2029? flamingdem 18 hrs ago #56

'Why does Trump need a "state-of-the-art hospital and medical facilities" unless he's planning on staying?' J_William_Ryan 17 hrs ago #61

I say give him his own IV room, with bluestarone 16 hrs ago #63

Bleach! Kid Berwyn 15 hrs ago #70

WTAF??? That would be Walter Reed, you grifting fuckers! And OUR HOUSE niyad 16 hrs ago #68

A bunker buster will fix this just fine Sweet Rosie Red 15 hrs ago #71

- Lemon Lyman 15 hrs ago #73

holy shit! how perfect -- now they'll never have to tell us he's dead. nt orleans 15 hrs ago #74

They're finally gonna put him in a mental hospital! WestMichRad 14 hrs ago #75

A POTUS has access to several world class medical centers in DC. RandySF 14 hrs ago #76

Yeah Katcat 13 hrs ago #82

This is ludicrous! Hope22 14 hrs ago #77

I agree Rebl2 13 hrs ago #78

It's the fucking Fuhrerbunker. They're one and the same. Everything about this regime''s behavior since January of last Karasu 13 hrs ago #79

So, no money for the hospitals for the rest of us blue_jay 12 hrs ago #84

Walter Reed isn't good enough? eggplant 12 hrs ago #86

The ball room is Trump's 'good day - bad day' project. Aussie105 11 hrs ago #87

What's next? A state of the art taxidermy studio? colorado_ufo 7 hrs ago #89

The hell with that Figarosmom 6 hrs ago #91

He should shove light where it won't shine purr-rat beauty 3 hrs ago #94