'The Lunatic In The White House' - jojofromjerz

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"Holy shit."

"When I finally sat my ass down last night after an entire weekend of softball and sunscreen and snacks and seventeen pointless errands that somehow required three trips to Target, the grocery store, the mall, the gym and yes, the liquor store (priorities, amirite), plus the specific soul-level exhaustion that comes from keeping children alive and pretending to be a functional adult, I made the mistake of opening my phone."

"Friends."

"What in the hot, Buckaroo Banzai bronzed hell."

"Because while the rest of us were out here doing normal people shit, the so-called 'leader of the free world,' the 'commander in chief,' the supposed 'steward' of this little democratic experiment of ours had apparently spent the entire fucking weekend careening into the abyss online and shit-posting self-aggrandizing hot garbage."

"Fifty-two posts."

"In six hours."

"FIFTY. TWO."

Continued at link:

https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/the-lunatic-in-the-white-house?r=r38w4&utm_medium=ios