what's the stupidest thing you've eaten?

[Lunabell]

8. Uni

I was at a sushi bar with my girlfriend at the time. A patron was at the sushi bar and all he ordered was uni, swearing it was the best thing he ever ate. I asked the sushi chef to make one for me. The chef asked me with a quizical look, "Are you sure?" I affirmed my choice.

The sushi piece arrived, looking like something someone with pneumonia would cough up and put on top of rice. But, I was brave and curious. I dipped it into my soy/Wasabi sauce and popped it in my mouth. Oh, the horrors!!! But, I managed to chew, swallow and proclaimed to my girlfriend it was soooooo delicious!

She ordered hers and I was chuckling to myself, knowing I wasn't going to face this alone and she had a much lower tolerance for nasty food than I did. Lmao! She was so pissed off and disgusted as she spit it out in her napkin. "Oh. My. God!" she said. "That was disgusting!" The whole sushi bar had a good laugh at her and I got her good.

Hey, she was a cheater and deserved it.