Well, that was all kinds of fucked up. Story time.

[LuckyCharms]

5. I believe that is right.

I can think of two other situations that happened to me before:

1) University finals week. Woke up in the middle of the night, walked into the bathroom, lifted the lid on the clothes hamper, urinated into the hamper, went back to sleep.

2) The "Fred MacMurray dream". This one has happened to me a few times. Sign up to take a class at university. Forget I signed up for it until the end of the class was a week away. Go to see the professor to beg him to let me do something to complete the class. The professor turns out to be Fred MacMurray of "My Three Sons" fame. He's not having any of my excuses, and I always wake up in a standing position arguing with Fred MacMurray, who is no longer visible.